I feel like this should be one of those Epic Rap Battles In History...
Well though I much prefer Teddy Roosevelt who is by far more morally sound and could definitely beat the hell out of Andrew Jackson in a roasting competition
I'd put it to Andrew Jackson to beat the hell out of Teddy Roosevelt in a duel,because Jackson's just that freaking crazy
Your thoughts?
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Definitely
edited 11th May '13 10:37:53 AM by terlwyth
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At what? A fist fight? A knife fight? A spelling bee?
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Rap battle, obviously.
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A dance fight.
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Or perhaps an MMA cage match?
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Lautaro.
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What the hell's lautaro?
At a duel.
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What kind of a duel?
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Lautaro was a Mapuche chieftain. He's something of a folk hero. Dude was freaking crazy. His claim to fame was carrying a tree trunk for three days then throwing it to prove his strength.
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How about a (manly) slap fight?
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I think that would would have happened is that both men would have probably beaten the ever-loving crap out of each other. Pistols first, with neither man having enough bullets to kill the other, then sticks, until they broke. It would devolve into a throw-down, drag-out, knuckle-busting melee, claiming anyone who attempted to break it up or any structure in the vicinity. It would be like a presidential Katamari Ball of whup-ass that would have continued from the morning and into the night, then into the next day. Finally, at the break of dawn, both men at the physical brink, they would lay in the ruins of whatever unfortunate city played host to the event, utterly spent. Then get up and laugh about it and try to find a coffee house to compare The Battle of New Orleans to The Battle of San-Juan Hill.
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How about a civil debate?
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Now you are doing a crazy talk.
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Better than a fight: a competition. Whoever wrestles the most mooses, beds the most wenches, punches the most bears and burns the most commie buildings before dawn shall be crowned The Manliest President In * History.
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Just have them play Blaz Blue or Marvel Vs. Capcom 2.
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Naw, Alex Dumas Senior could beat them both.
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"How about a civil debate?"
My money would be on Roosevelt. Jackson never really had to do a lot of public speaking, whereas Teddy had it down from years of experience.
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Jackson has no chance,he couldn't even beat the crippled one at a civil debate
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A "civil" debate involving Andrew Jackson consists of his opponent accepting his bullets without screaming or sullying the carpet with his blood.
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Andrew Jackson vs Teddy Roosevelt.
Who would win in a fight ?
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