Satan's fluid

You feel like a rockstar. I dunno I was paraphrasing a song; it's been a long ass day.

P(rockstarification) > 0%

The wonders of probability!

Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.

I doubt even alcohol helps Chad Kroeger feel like one. Poor guy, he doesn't realise the futility of his everlasting quest to be a rock star.

edited 13th Mar '13 3:35:01 PM by pagad

With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.

Only for a fleeting moment, though.

I forgot to mention, the result of that party was someone needed his stomach pumped.

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Sounds like you were partying with a bunch of idiots. For real.

Good parties usually have someone who plays "mom" and watches out for people who are getting dangerously drunk, helps them to the bathroom when they get sick, gets them water so they don't die, stuff like that.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian

Yes, which is why you have to get drinking as soon as possible. So you don't end up being that guy.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

@DG: They were all honors/AP kids.

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An education doesn't make you smart.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

But it helps. Funnily enough smart people as we measure them, high IQ, tend to be more likely experiment with and or abuse substances from my experience.

But what would be the easiest source of liquor for an ancient Semite? A vineyard. Now what was Isaiah's prime reason for punishing Judah? Because they were being lead by drunks. Now when you put them together...

one can only come to the conclusion that King David was a drunk and the rising of Satan against him was just vomit.

It also explains the fiery imagery even though Fire and Brimstone Hell does not actually exist in the Bible. It is because the no-good for eating grapes could still be used for making whine. Kindling was another use for them, to heat up the cold West Asia nights. As we all know, alcohol will make one feel like one is warm when one really is not so burning the overripe and wild grapes was a healthier alternative. When Satan is thrown into the river of fire in revelation it was a critique on the indulgent culture that would be Rome's downfall.

But where does fire and brimstone hell come from? Islam, which also has the hardest stance against alcohol of the big three Abraham tracts. The primitive mind thinks Iblis is a creature made out of a smokeless flame and somehow still thinks a burning fever hell would somehow be punishment for him. In truth firewater was a slang for beer, which is why the Jinn were made from "smokeless fire" and the burning hell is in reference to the fact alcohol is flammable.

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And people wonder why I'm not fond of religion...

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian

Drunky: ...Why? :o

Drunky why do you not like fondling religion. D:

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Yes, it is a little bit of jump to decry all religion just because I am having some fun interpreting one branch of it. (Though I my interpretation is the only valid one and no one can say otherwise or accuse me of ripping off Maimonides)

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People need to have more of a sense of humor about their beliefs, and this is coming from a straight-laced Catholic.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Ninety: You fondle your religion with straight laces? :o

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You really seem to be into fondling, Zersk. Tsk, these teenagers.

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Hey look me being a teenager has nothing to do with me being fond of Ling◊! >:/

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I have honestly zero idea what that has to do with anything. So FYI, I'm smiling and nodding here.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Fond of Ling -> Fondling. :V

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Well, I got good news. The terribleness of that pun was such that in order to maintain the balance of the cosmos, an orphan somewhere just got a new puppy.

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Hear, hear.

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Good news everyone! Wasted Weds is in full swing! Because I am off work from tomorrow till Mon.