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MetaSkipper the Prodigal from right behind you... Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
the Prodigal
#1: Jan 25th 2013 at 8:33:31 AM

Santa is at the North Pole, right? So why haven't we found him yet? Because we've been looking in the wrong place! All compasses point north, right? But that would mean that the geographic North Pole is a magnetic south pole. That also means that the magnetic nouth pole is the geographic South Pole. He's been in the "South Pole" the whole time!

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
PrairieDawn Since: Mar, 2010
#2: Jan 28th 2013 at 11:46:31 AM

If he wasn't before, he is now. The North Pole has been open water at least twice this decade.

MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#3: Mar 19th 2013 at 1:17:55 PM

Of course, he needed a place with penguins!

Everything is a lie.
BioSafety Since: Jan, 2011
#4: Mar 21st 2013 at 7:51:20 PM

But what about the North Polar Bear?

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