ITT Lets break an OSx Virtual Machine.

I have come into possession of a virtual machine running O Sx...

Lets see if we can break it, without just formating it*

Run crysis on it!

Purposely download as many viruses and worms onto it as you can. Alternatively, piss off the folks at 4chan.

I want to kill of the virtual machine, not my real one. D:

Know any good viruses for macs?

Nope :/

Want to break it? Go down to the local Walmart. Purchase several long candles, several boxes of birdshot, one masonry jar, one glue gun, two teddy bears, and a sandwich.

Carefully slit the top of the shell, remove the wadding, and pour the inside into the masonry jar.

Take the candles and cut off as much wax as you can from them until you have enough wicks. Tie the wicks together. Trail extra wick into the gunpowder and, using a small bead of glue, get it stuck on to the edge of the lid.

Take jar to front yard.

Light the wick and walk away. Don't look at the light show.

Now head back inside.

Cut the teddy bears heads off and shove a fist into each of them. Now beat the living shit out of your computer using the teddy bear boxing gloves.

That should break it.

Eat the sandwich.

edited 30th Nov '12 3:05:15 PM by InfalliableLiar

Stop caring and embrace nullness.

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Virtual machine... Ummmm :| Perhaps I could have worded this better.

No no. I understood the intention of thr objective parameters. You wanted a clever way to break your virtual machine without doing something easy and mundane.

Beating the ever loving shit out of your actual computer accomplishes that goal.

Stop caring and embrace nullness.

You could try completely overworking your computer until the HDD shits itself...?

Welp, thats it I am just going to ask 4chan, hope you all are happy.

I thought the thread title was "Let's break it into a Virtual Sex Machine" at first.

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Have you ever seen some of those unoptomized flash games? They're such ressource hogs, Crysis looks meek in comparison.

Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.