Return of the Naruto Community Derail Thread: Part Two!

In the context I was using, it would refer to series that features prostitutes or pornography actor/actresses. If a series premise itself is pornographic, I wouldn't have a problem with that, because it's actually relevant to the story.

In fact, I just hate anything that has nothing to do with the story, be it senseless violence/sex or exposition that serves no purpose (FUCK YOU, AKAMATSU).

When I want to see T & A, I would watch porn.

That's one of the grips I have with Game of Thrones and some of HBO's series; gratuitous sex scenes. I hate them; those are porn, but quite the porn, you never see penetration and what's a porn without penetration but a sequence of meatslappin' sound. Go hard, or don't go at all.

edited 13th May '15 6:55:57 PM by dRoy

Then you shouldn't be surprised if you end up screwed.

Touché.

I don't really have much of an issue with fanservice these days (it's more silly than titillating to me), but I've found that when it comes to ROTK, my brain is unable to jiggle juggle suspension of disbelief and suspension of mammaries at the same time.

...which reminds me: Koei's Romance of the Three Kingdoms strategy game series is also supposed to be pretty good.

edited 13th May '15 7:07:50 PM by Pyrite

At what point does violence become seneless to you?

When it becomes so prolong that you can't sense the pain.

Nynaeve has been captured! D:

I'm sure his captor will be as polite and kind as Ramsay Sno-I mean, Ramsay Bolton.

Her captor. "Nynaeve" is actually one of Nimue's Spell My Name With An S things. On your actual point, probably not, unless they're a Forsaken.

Are they? I don't remember where Lu is.

Liandrin bitch captured her! I'm sure Mat will be to the rescue soon.

Then there's sex. Messy sex.

Oh wait, this isn't Game of Thrones. Thank God.

I'm pretty sure Mat's gonads would crawl up into his stomach to hide at the thought of sex with Nynaeve. I mean, he likes him a pretty lady, but she's the woolhead-thumping authority figure from his home village.

Kinky.

No, no, women are subs in Jordan's universe.

(Dear sweet fucking Jesus-Buddha, all the spanking and mind control and mind control leashes and...Look, I like the books, but I'm not gonna pretend you can't see the fetishes sneaking in.)

Speaking of fetishes, I have a suspicion that the director of THE iDOLM@STER: Cinderella Girls have fetish for...sweat.

Well, just look at the opening.

Elayne and Egwene were captured as well, but you didn't feel the need to mention them I see.

Shishou! How did you recommend I practice my drawing again?

One of my favorite minor characters from Game of Thrones.◊

You can clearly see that this bastard was preparing for this his entire life.

Loomis! 10 000 hours grinding!

A cricket player, judging from his wooden thingy. Who's he bludgeoning?

edited 14th May '15 7:54:11 PM by rikalous

I am fairly sure it was something more specific than that! Involving a website.

I don't know, but we will have some tenderized meat.

That guy even threatened Jon to turn his wolf into a stew. He's fucking hardcore, so much that he deserves his own spin-off.

In a place filled with thieves, rapists, bastards, and methodists, that constantly suffers from lack of resources, it is up to one man to keep them all fed: The Chef in the North.

In another topic.

Some people say it's journey that matters, not the destination.

They probably shouldn't say that to Mass Effect fans. XD

pixelovely? Google 'figure construction tutorials'?

I've been lazy with that lately, haven't drawn shit for weeks.

edited 14th May '15 9:32:01 PM by Ironypus

That guys get puts down as a candidate for LC in the books. Even Stannis gives him a blessing of sorts. It's kinda hilarious.

So I was looking back some of my early stories and drafts.

I was clearly heavily influenced by Kara no Kyoukai and Tsukhime, because a lot of them were urban fantasy with some sort of knife wielding fighter.

And there was also brother-sister incest. And I have siblings. Why, younger me, why? I wish I can smack your head but you are gone now. I should either burn/delete these stuff before someone finds it...

Oddly enough one of the main characters who appeared in a lot of those story was basically Ryougi Shiki if she dressed like Kiritsugu and had a cannibalistic tendency. Oh, and he is a guy cuter than most girls and wears girl's uniform.

Also, his best friend and the biggest asskicker was a guy who is pretty much Grimmjow + Hulk + Shizuo. He is a bisexual and wants to fuck the main character pretty hard.

I was into some weird shit back in middle school.

Don't worry, middle school is not anybody proudest years.

When I was in middle school my cat would follow me to school!

I don't really remember anything else about middle school. I guess that's when I started to get heavily involved with the internet, maybe?