They apparently send out that black man you see briskly ushering the award winners offstage.
I was dying laughing when he tapped that guy on the shoulder and told him it was time to go.
edited 24th Feb '13 7:28:27 PM by KnownUnknown
"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
Aww. 
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Why do people hate Sally Fields? Y_Y
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Why do people hate Les Mis?
Apparently, there have only be three ties on the history of Oscar from what I researched.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
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@DA Student
I haven't seen the film so I really can't say jack shit about it except "why the fuck didn't I see this film"
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God, they just HAD to include Ted, didn't they? > < I'm going to pretend that whole segment never happened.
(Saw the Von Trapp joke coming a mile away. Still funny, I admit.)
The tie was a nice surprise. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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"With apologies to our host, some women handle unpleasant, emotional things by becoming increasingly logical/intellectual about them, not 'hysterical'.." - Sean Penn
I'm a skeptical squirrel
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Is that kid on stage the one from the movie "hook"?
Looks like 'em
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No, the kid from the movie Hook is Dante Basco. That's just some kid who won a contest.
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@Johnnyfog
Geez, that was a pretty unnecessary refutation. Bro should relax and take the joke. Plus, that waas one of my favorites of the night.
@Wuggles
Ah.
edited 24th Feb '13 7:32:49 PM by Couchpotato20
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Dustin Hoffman won for Argo! ...oh wait.
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huzzaaaaaaaah
record scratch
HOLD THE FUCK UP
That was DANTE BASCO?!
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Adele and J-Law. Umf umf
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@Strato
No, no, no, no
Wuggles just told me those were some random contest winners.
"I don't give a rat's ass about going to hell. I guess it's because I feel like I'm already there." -MugenAdele's blonde now. Wow, I'm uninformed.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
huzzaaaaaaaah
Not that. The kid in Hook. THE KID IN HOOK-
Ooooh Adele I love you.
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I am okay with every music number being a Bond theme.
Next, bring out Garbage!
I'm a skeptical squirrelMan I'm starting to like this damned song. I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me.
LET THE SKY FFFAAAAAALL, as it cruuumblees....
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Every time I see Adele, I am shocked that she is only 24. For example, Rihanna and her were born in the same year.
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Beautiful performance by the singer of Skyfall
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Best gif of the night so far
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Pirate AND writer!
I hope it wins, mainly because "Suddenly" was so obviously made just for a shot at Best Song.
edited 24th Feb '13 7:41:27 PM by Mort08
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So glad I own Skyfall 
If you think the speeches are rushed, just wait for "in Memoriam". It'll be like a news ticker.
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