I'll blast you with my Freeze Ray, then reheat you in the microwave of evil. And if you somehow survive that, I'll tie you up and lock you in a room with Tommy Wiseau, who'll never stop asking you about your sex life.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
I'll punch out all your blood, and transfuse you full of incompatible antigens!
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"Just as planned."
I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN EXPY OF GENDO IKARI!
"Did you expect somebody else?"
I WILL TIE YOU TO A PLANK, AND SEND YOU OVER A WATERFALL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I'm going to turn you into Large PIES.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I WILL TURN YOU MIND IN TO MUSH AS I RIP OPEN YOUR INTERNAL CONCISENESS AND USE YOUR OWN FEARS AGAINST YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Remember this? Of course you do, it's the Bucket of Hastur. I'll let you imagine what I'm going to do with this.
PS, it won't be fun.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
FOOLISH MORTAL, I WILL SEND MY FIERY VENGEANCE UPON YOU AND YOUR HOMELAND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I... SHALL OFFER YOUR BONES.... AS A PACKAGED SACRIFICE TO THE PRINCE OF MADNESS.... AND... BAD... ACTING!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Shut up!
I will lock you in a closet with William Shatner.
Fear is a superpower.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I. Will. MAKE. You. WILLIAM. SHATNER!
edited 22nd Sep '13 11:53:15 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I'll toss you into a meat processor and turn you into steaks, then distribute them at a school cafeteria. And when people question your whereabouts, I'll say things like "Oh, I've got a gut feeling they're around here somewhere. Heck, I'd say there's a little bit of them in all of us."
What's going on?
I'll mount Ms. Fortune's head on your wall, where she'll sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" endlessly.
Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
I'm going to KICK you so hard, you'll become the MOTHERF@***ING BATMAN!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous