>Talk to her.
Your about to speak when you are interupted.
"You must enter the tree."
A hole apears in the tree.
What will you do?
edited 22nd Aug '12 2:56:12 PM by eldritchseer
>enter tree
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy>ENTER TREE.
You enter the suprisingly roomy tree.
On a small pedestal lies a small crystal orb.
What will you do?
>smash crystal orb
War is God.> take the orb
> do both
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol BadguyWe need a tie breaker.
> take orb
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.>Take Crystal orb.
You pick up the strange orb, something seems to stir within it.
>Smash Crystal orb.
SMASH!
Something terrible has happened.
What will you do?
NINJA!
edited 22nd Aug '12 4:35:54 PM by eldritchseer
>PANIC
War is God.> Tell the woman it's her problem and bounce.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.> snark
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy>PANIC!
YOU PANIC!
>Tell the lady its her problem and bounce!
You do that. you are running for your life out of the tree!
>Snark
Well. How predictable.
What will you do?
edited 22nd Aug '12 4:39:23 PM by eldritchseer
>Snarkily search for a safe area
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy>Snarkily search for a safe area.
You climb back out of the tree to see... nothing, it seems to have gotten darker out there.
Well that suck- [1]
Oh shit.
What will you do?
edited 22nd Aug '12 4:56:10 PM by eldritchseer
>Run with a camcorder
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.>Climb back into the tree, curl up in the fetal position, and wait for something to happen.
>Climb tree...
It seems like a good idea, until you turn around
to see...a horrible beast from outside of creation manifesting itself through this...[2]◊
It towers over you, holding its vile blade meancingly close to your face.
"CEASE THIS FOOLISHNESS"
What will you do.
edited 22nd Aug '12 8:09:12 PM by eldritchseer
> Ask, "What foolishness?"
>Ask "What foolishness?"
You inquire as to what you did foolishly.
"EXISTENCE. IT IS FLAWED. FOOLISH."
What will you do?
edited 22nd Aug '12 8:26:12 PM by eldritchseer
>Raise baton like a conductor
(Also existence.)
edited 22nd Aug '12 8:22:47 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean>Raise baton...
You raise the baton as if about to conduct a symphony.
The being stares intensly at the baton.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THIS"
What will you do?
edited 22nd Aug '12 8:27:52 PM by eldritchseer
> Say "Up Your Ass"
edited 22nd Aug '12 8:27:41 PM by Journeyman
>Say "Up Your Ass"
You sure told him!
He ignores your comment.
"I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME"
What will you do?
edited 22nd Aug '12 8:30:27 PM by eldritchseer
>Hypnotize woman
> Talk to her
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy