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Your mom is so fat
even Naruto can't believe it.
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Jokes about canyons are deep.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
That's good because jokes about puddles tend to be shallow.
Who watches the watchmen?
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jokes about space tend to be over people's heads.
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So a baby seal walks into a club...
Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a chore
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So a Navy Seal walks into Bin Laden...
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
I'd tell an Ebola joke but none of you would probably get it.
You hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda?
Luckily it was a soft drink.
edited 22nd Jan '16 8:24:44 PM by TuefelHundenIV
Who watches the watchmen?
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Ebola is what you say to a Frenchman who get infected with the hemorrhagic fever virus sample you have been looking for.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Is something the matter?
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this kind of post in this thread.
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i'm going to second d roy's motion. one hit pot shot jokes like that just aren't funny. it's like saying "here's a good one: (name of current presidential administration)"
yes we get it the joke is the punchline by itself ha ha very funny.
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Seriously, it's never funny.
Not because it's offensive, because it's such a lazy joke.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
And now for something new.
How does NASA organize a party?
They Planet.
Who watches the watchmen?
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Where do you get whales weighed?
At the whale-weigh station.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin Mobile.
Who watches the watchmen?
What do you get when you cross a messenger pigeon and a woodpecker?
A bird that not only delivers messages, but also knocks on the door.
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
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What can hide, but can't run?
A paraplegic in a ghillie suit.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
So a tourist heads to Russia on vacation. Now, of course he wants to see the sights, so he hires a tour guide. After seeing quite a few landmarks and such, the tour guide asks if the man wants to where Lenin is buried. The tourist replies.
"No thanks. I'm not a fan of the Beatles."
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Jokes about baseball gloves are catchy.
edited 25th Jan '16 6:33:42 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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Basketball jokes tend to go out of bounds, unfortunately.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Bringing Back Asexy
Why all the baseball jokes? It's like they all came out of left field.
Angry queer dude. Ze/zer, they/them, or xe/xyr/xem pronouns.
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From left side comes baseball jokes, while from off side football jokes.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
roses are red
violets are blue
i have your three kids hostage
and the ransom is one million
roses are red
violets are red
why are my eyes bleeding?
roses are red
violets are blue
you stole my flowers
so maybe i should sue
edited 25th Jan '16 11:00:18 AM by golgothasArisen
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
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XD
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.