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teach me to mexican rigo
WHAT IS MOLE HOW TO MAKE MYSELF OMG WHAT ELSE CAN I DO WITH IT BESIDES STICK IT ON CHICKEN AND FRY THAT BITCH
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
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... I need a guy dressed as jesus, a guy as buddha, a guy as mohammed, a midget as Yoda and my dog as the flying spaghetti monster. This is gonna be epic.
I don't do mole. Sorry.
edited 26th Jul '12 4:10:54 PM by ElRigo
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Man you must live on like Religion Lane.
Did you meet Haile Selassie as well? :o
edited 26th Jul '12 4:10:56 PM by Zersk
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If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
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I am not into meating men.
edited 26th Jul '12 4:11:45 PM by ElRigo
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I fixed it, shoosh. :p
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I know, but I still had to make the joke. Also, I would have mentioned Ahura Mazda but I am not sure if they would have got the joke.
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Any other gods live nearby?
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
@Aon: I have moles living in my yard. I could probably catch one and send it to you.
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
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Rigo: Not Zoroaster? :o
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The whole Greek panteon has a little closed community to themselves nearby. Noisy bastards.
... this would make an awesome webcomic.
edited 26th Jul '12 4:18:29 PM by ElRigo
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Eh, that Hades chap isn't too bad. Quiet, but not bad.
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I hear he kind of kidnapped a girl a while back.
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Yeah, but to be fair, the rest of them do things like rape and polymorphs. He didn't really do anything with her.
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... those are some wild parties.
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No kidding.
And if that is wild to you, don't peek into the Norse kids' house down the lane.
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Nah, I hear Artemis is a prude. Prefers spending time alone. Athena too.
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That's a slammin' story, bro.
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Red: Nah, there was that one time where she turned a poor girl into a spider. :/
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I don't go there. At all
They might not be into men.
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That Loki dude, though. CRAZY. He ate a witch's heart and gave birth to a troll I believe!
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Also heard he screwed a horse. Don't know why the kid calls him "Mommy" though.
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Cause he is
Loki didn't screw a horse. He got screwed by a horse. That's why nobody in the neighborhood hangs with them.
edited 26th Jul '12 4:34:53 PM by ElRigo
Hello people!
A while ago I found a link the adserver decided I needed Jesus in my life, and directed me towards a lovely site. Anyhow, I decided to take a look at it, and since I visited them they decided I was worth converting. Anyhow, I forgot about the whole thing Until they emailed me and I saw it today.
Of course, I could have just ignored it, but today I am in a special mood so I decided to have a little fun with them.
I was thinking of taking the most excellent survey you sent me, but I thought you deserved to know more. So here I am, sending you my personal experience with Jesus.
Some time ago, I clicked a link on a... an unrepeatable site (I was confused back then) and decided to take a look at your little project. At first I thought it was crazy, but the whole thing struck a chord deep inside of me.
So I came back, again, and again. And finally, I decided it was time to find Jesus. I searched in churches, I searched the mountains, I searched the sea. Then I came back home, and found Him.
As it turns out, he was my neighbor the whole time! And He is Mexican. What do you know. Anyhow, he told me Siddhurta lives across the street, and Mohammed a couple of blocks over, next to Yoda and the flying spaghetti Monster. Now we get together every weekend to play dungeons and dragons. They are great guys. Thanks Global Media Outreach!
Those who know me know my personal thoughts and stance on religion. I might also tell you that televangelism is a bit ridiculous.
edited 26th Jul '12 4:07:04 PM by ElRigo