LOOTING IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING!
edited 23rd Jul '12 8:06:19 PM by saintbraeburn
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.
Don't worry.....I've watched people cover wars on the TV.
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.So, who's staying with us in the mall and who's going to the Amusement park? And what's that mumbling noise I keep hearing?
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Splitting up is always a great idea.
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.greenstar, there's something behind you. I can't tell what it is, but it looks big and, wow, those teeth!
I don’t even know anymore.- The mumbling noise is the sound of a army of monsters, mannequins, and statues marching towards you.
- The monster behind greenstar is The Grand Servitor of Faerie!
: You have shown a great lack of respect for your betters!
: Indeed they have my lord!
: And now you ALL will pay
- The army sieges the town!
: AND NOW FACE THE WRATH OF THE GRAND PATRON OF FAERIE!
edited 23rd Jul '12 8:30:45 PM by eldritchseer
-Swings Frying pan up over shoulder hitting...whatever-
It is still there? I'm trying to play Castle Crashers here!
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"Aw, hell no! Not you guys again!
I have raided a couple stores and found a few swords and a machine gun. I hand out swords and begin shooting. Don't worry about weapons. We can always get more
I don’t even know anymore.-Takes katana and places it down in front of him-
-Takes out flashlight and duct tape-
What are they? Zombies? Demons? PLANT PEOPLE? Oh, and can I borrow whatever bracelets you guys might have? I've seen this work in the movies...
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Shoots at The Grand Servitor of Faerie!
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.-Pauses game and runs for nearest Work-Bench-
-Takes 5 seconds to perform a cool animation-
-Pulls out newly constructed lightsaber and katana-
FUCK YEAH! DUAL WIELDING!
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"-A closet close by rumbles. The doors swing open to reveal....-
-Oh crap, it's that freaky insomniac fawn creep Ion from the first few pages of the first Traped thread-
Dude.... you should've seen it. These funky Green Giant guys kidnapped -yawn- me, and threw me in there. Heh heh, guess they forgot to lock it. -yawn- It only took three hours to escape that room, but I'm -yawn- free~!
Deer- The army flees at the last second due to a ear splitting sound sreeching through the air!
: FULL RETREAT! RETURN TO THE FOREST!
And the town was consumed by fog, And darkness...
They are Fae, The Fair Folk.
edited 23rd Jul '12 10:12:22 PM by eldritchseer
Baaa~ Dude, they must've been -yawn- scared of my presense, man....
.... Jeeze, I could go for some decaf right now... -yawn-
DeerI'm going to look around town to see if there's anywhere normal here.
Damn, there's a lot of vines...
I don’t even know anymore.-wanders around-
HELLLOOO?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-AnsemCare to join me?
I find an abandoned neighborhood, and I go in out of curiosity (that and I am tired and wish to not return to the hotel).
The house I go into seems empty, until I see a human shadow on the wall that doesn't belong to me or anyone else here.
<Holds up machine gun> Who's there? : Tis me! Why are you in my house? Me: I thought it was abandoned. : Well, it's not. <locks doors and seals off windows> me: shit...
edited 24th Jul '12 9:23:56 AM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.I will save you, Explosivo! -starts picking lock-
- The plants begin to wither and die!
- The sound of footsteps come from behind Bio Saftey!
???=
: You there! cease and desist! This is a infected district!
: I will ignore the fact that you entered my temporary abode to explain MY presence, the short explanition. Is that they abandoned me here, In this venomous hell-hole!
: But I will not condemn others to that fate.
- A crashing sound comes from upstairs!
- The electrician picks up explosivo
: You must go now, I will unlock the door for you.
- The electrician throws explosivo out!
- The air tastes of decay now!
- You notice the buildings have scab-like growths on them
- The fog starts to take a redish-green hue!
edited 24th Jul '12 1:31:19 PM by eldritchseer
-Throws up from new smell-
Ugh...What IS that? Goddammit, it's zombies, isn't it?
-tosses Pistol to Tatsumar-
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"Tis an ominous shift in the aura of the plant life around here!
.... -yawn-. .... Or something like that.... heh......
-Picks up the pistol- What's this? -yawn- Food?
edited 24th Jul '12 12:32:51 PM by Tatsumar
DeerNext time, I'm knocking.
Guess I'm not getting any sleep unless someone drugs me.
At least I am out of the house...
<prepares to be an insomniac>
edited 24th Jul '12 1:17:57 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.: All of you, clear out immediately! I won't warn you again!
- The robed figure emgerges from the fog, brandishing a rifle, and a large blade!
That's the thing. We're TRAPPED!
Must I point my gun?
I don’t even know anymore.
Great thing! Free stuff!
-Runs into the nearest EB Games, breaks open a protective case and begins to play X Box games-
I mean, it's not like we've suddenly wandered into an obvious knockoff of Dead Rising, right?
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"