Perry the Platypus?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Stitch...?
-cuddles-
The hell are you doing in my bed..and my house.
\*is destroyed*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
...Look, man. I screwed up on one citation - one tiny citation - and that is no reason to go after me and GET IN MY BED AT TWO IN THE [EFF]ING MORNING! (calls cops)
... Is Holy Grail War taking place in my town?
"Just as planned."
Hello, Death.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
. . . Get out. Now. Or I'll call my girlfriend and she'll beat the crap out of you.
Jolly Saint Nick
Uh....
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
D'awwwww, you can stay.
BTW, my avvie is a chibi version of me.
hiya, the name's scout.
I know, I made it. 
What the hell are you doing here—??!
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Dafty! -glomp-
hiya, the name's scout.
ICCHIIIIIIIIII I know it's only been like 2 days, but I missed you!!!
AH! THIS BED IS SYMMETRICAL, NOW. THANK YOU, SIR.
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"Just as planned."
edited 21st Jul '14 3:25:31 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Eep.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
-crushed-
my current job
No! I liked it better when it wasn't symmetrical! Now get out or I'll call Death from Discworld!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
my current job
...Oh, great. The laundry bill's gonna skyrocket.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
hiya, the name's scout.
Um... What.
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literary masochist
Whoa. It's not every day that Weird Al comes to your house.
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
A nice butterfly
Hi. This is awkward. Anyways. Good night.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
...
I'm.not a criminal..don't kill me please..
Umm...Hello?
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!