Hilarity shall ensue. Either spoiler or hottip the actual lyrics so others can try to guess what they are.

"Hey, where love face Pack head, wall display!" *

"Here I stand head in hand/Turn my face to the wall/If she's gone I can't go on/Feeling two foot small/Everywhere people stare each and every day/I can see them laugh at me/And I hear them say/Hey you've got to hide your love away/Hey you've got to hide your love away!" From The Beatles' "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away".)

edited 23rd Apr '12 5:16:19 PM by 0dd1

"He was killed by a shot of Leno's show."

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, " from Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash.

"Lucky boy last night, field, Soviet ', flying behind the Don Soviet method of thee greats beach bed empty BOAC rap category bag shop ' t Miami." *

"Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC / Didn't get to bed last night / On the way the paper bag was on my knee / Man, I had a dreadful flight / I'm back in the USSR / You don't know how lucky you are, boy / Back in the USSR, yeah" - The Beatles' "Back in the U.S.S.R."

...I'd make a joke, but too easy.

edited 23rd Apr '12 6:41:52 PM by 0dd1

oh my god

Wall. 8 Led some drivers driving training feldspar shift, 8 field and the remaining portion. *

Driver 8, REM The walls are built up, stone by stone, The fields divided one by one And the train conductor says "Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break We've been on this shift too long"

Skinny Puppy - Dig It

edited 23rd Apr '12 7:52:04 PM by inane242

Babies movie content, walk, walk, fashion baby free bitch, I will

"Walk, walk, fashion baby, move it/I'm a free bitch, baby" from Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"

"Wrap the acting like guys like big commercial life." *

Everybody's rapping like it's a commercial, acting like life is a big commercial

"Gets or sets. Gets or sets. Sex scenes are available." *

Get up, get on up. Get up, get on up. Stay on the scene, like a sex machine. Somehow imagining James Brown actually singing this is hilarious

edited 24th Apr '12 12:09:13 AM by MikeK

"And before she can sleep on sand, sea pigeon white sails."

"How many seas must the white dove sail, before she can sleep in the sand?" - Blowing in the Wind, Bob Dylan

"Life in the lighted stage is an unrealistic approach."

"Limelight", Rush

On that note, he's a more obvious but fairly entertaining one (done line-by-line because the full thing didn't reach equilibrium).

"Get the today's Tom Sawyer high.
He gets the space invaders."

edited 24th Apr '12 12:01:14 AM by thatother1dude

Waiting for company law.

Hold tight wait till the party's over Hold tight We're in for nasty weather There has got to be a way Burning down the house

Talking Heads - http://translationparty.com/#10192492

edited 24th Apr '12 2:27:46 AM by Akalabth

Two lines from Wire's "Half Eaten".

First two lines of Coil's "Are You Shivering?".

Those were both perfect.

I like that you can feed Skuppy lyrics in, and ore often than not they still make just as much sense as when you fed them in.

"I now, I Don ' t get me, find the zone zone"

[1] and [2] - "Niggas In Paris"

I actually broke Translation Party with "Triumph" by Wu Tang Clan.

"My Humps", of course.

That's truly an amazing one, man.

"Unicorn - born heart pledge. All other Unicorn is dead." *

"I was born a unicorn / I could of sworn you believed in me. / Then how come all the other Unicorns are dead?"—"I Was Born (a Unicorn)" by The Unicorns

Dear Lord, it's like watching someone being brainwashed.

Just for the hell of it, I ran the song that I happen to be listening to right now (Like an Outlaw by Social Distortion). Here is the original line:

Like an outlaw I'd lie for you, I'd kick and scream and do time for you.

And the translation:

Random scream of the outlaws and the main hiking

"Swear my fun wall 1, After the first run. Run the again. Forever can it?

See your eyes Crying child care Flight of the Raven fly Meaning of mold Before the There are lots of it. At:

Say it again You said

Sounds like this. Where are you now? I know young people. Breath of glass Once again She feels a pull Then everybody leaves You cannot. Spam.

Can I hide what? Take a look at yourself. You can stop what? Run the help. You cannot give the past. Complete. Now, raise the dead I want my life.

What is it? Is your sanity isn't. God what you can. It is no. Dance the one more time than me too. Your mind breath wind. Yet the catch"

Word Salad Lyrics don't begin to describe it. Original song: "Shot Down in Flames", Silent Hill 0rigins

Some of the shorter lyrics turned out exactly the same as they were in the original. Some lyrics failed to acquire equilibrium at all.

edited 25th Apr '12 10:29:52 PM by BearyScary

Why suffer?

• "9 O'clock to the usual crowd. Sitting next to the old Gin and tonic, shuffle, love Saturday."

"It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in... There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin." —Billy Joel

• "Today the fight. Somehow, must now do something there."

"Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you. By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do." —Oasis

• "Walk 100 feet 5500 miles."

"And I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more." —The Proclaimers

• "Stop believing, don't keep their emotions. Streetlight, people."

"Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling, streetlight people." —Journey

• "India sends a signal from the path of the rock. Take the standpoint of cowboy, bushes, and grass..."

"The indians send signals from the rocks above the pass. The cowboys take the position in the bushes and the grass." —Squeeze

I like that better, actually.

And I love how the Journey one is essentially the polar opposite
I plugged that in myself because I wanted to share it with my friend who hates that song, but instead I got "I think I feel the people to stop."

edited 26th Apr '12 2:13:54 PM by 0dd1

The rise of well known here.

if you rise i'll fall, unknown where once I was known

edited 26th Apr '12 5:43:15 PM by NEO

Just a technical point here, but one reason why a lot of phrases become so unbelievably funny via Translation Party is the fact that Japanese is a pro-drop language: If there is no specifier as to what "it" or "he" or "she" is, those words will magically vanish in translation. Ditto plural forms, definite articles and any number of different negatives.

Honestly, if they ran it through, say, Mandarin Chinese, the results would ultimately be a lot less funny simply by dint of the much-more-reasonable grammar rules.

</pedantic>

edited 26th Apr '12 6:17:42 PM by JHM

I won't deny that. I am a massive nerd, and a geek to whit. It's just that my main focus of nerditude is music, which is vaguely socially acceptable; my others—linguistics being a big one—are not half as cool to most people.