Pokémon Black and White 2 [SPOILERS]

-Blows a gasket-

What is it now?

He tries to freeze you solid to "watch his ascent" or something.

Somehow, that's actually worse.

Well, it still counts as trying to kill you...

It's just now a less bloody way to kill you.

Wolf's right, that is even worse than mere impalement.

And really, there's nothing saying he won't simply kill you later. He just wants you to watch his victory, first.

And even if he did freeze you, you may not have a chance of surviving if your entire body got frost-bitten...

Yeah, America took a bad thing... and intensified it.

This reminds me of in the Monster Rancher anime where they cut out the Dragons spiraling to the ground after being hit by Moo's energy beams, and by doing so implied they were vaporized on contact instead.

Based on the abundance of powerful Ice Pokemon that people just carry with them everywhere, people walking around in snowy areas with improper protection, and the fact that he wants you to be alive, I'm going to say that dying of frostbite is not something that happens in the Pokemon universe.

Well, he could had let you die of thirst, or something.

And being all of Unova would be frozen, waiting until the ice thawed out isn't an option.

Dying of thirst when you're surrounded by ice? :P

edited 8th Oct '12 1:18:08 PM by lalalei2001

http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

PETA's at it again.

I do gotta admit, it was rather good.

Who gives a damn about PETA?

Edits done for "Think of the children!" reasons tend to do that it seems. Yu-gi-oh is a good example. "He won't kill him. He'll just send him to the Shadow Realm where he'll suffer for all eternity. I mean eternal suffering is bad but at least he's not dead right, guys?"

edited 8th Oct '12 1:45:30 PM by Kostya

... Heh. The PETA parody actually did Slowpoke right.

I laughed at that part. Bit TOO slow, eh?

Artwork was rather good.

edited 8th Oct '12 1:45:43 PM by DiurnalBrocolli

Huh, from what it sounded like, I thought they changed the murder scene completely. Nope, just the dialogue apparently. Everything else icicles and all, are still there. I think it still works either way. At least they didn't go the 4kids route and change it to something stupid. Now I'll impale you with my invisible icicles!

edited 8th Oct '12 2:14:54 PM by Marioguy128

That PETA parody.

lolwut

But if they're invisible, then they can die easier because they won't see it coming!

Black 2 PC: Wait, why am I'm bleeding, and in pain all of a sudden?

-Stares at Ghetsis-

...You cheater. -Collapses from blood loss-

I think changing the Ghetsis thing is stupid.

And yet, it works just as well as (if not better than) the original, and doesn't get bumped up to E10+. Everybody wins.

Dis game, it is nothing special. Yet. I miss my old team (I'd been playing up until W2 was released in White, and got used to murdering everything in my path). Also, why couldn't they have kept the previous player characters? Makes the whole thing less confusing when you meet Bianca and she's all, "Hi! What's your name?" and you're like, "Bianca, why u no remember meh? :<".

>end rant

I like the availability of old Pokémon, though, since I caught a Riolu relatively quick and I'm in love with my Magnemite who in turn loves to murder everything in his (yes, his) way.

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