349: they called us fat
350. I got a bunch of nukes for my birthday and want to use them.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.351: They don't know the power of the Dark Side.
352. They double-dipped a chip
something353: a badly aimed snowball
354: They have the one Ring!
355.They canceled a popular TV show.
You must've mistaken me for a guy who gives a crud...356. They liked something with a poorly-thought out storyline.
357.I got nothing better to do
edited 12th Jan '18 11:37:10 AM by dutchguy1986
358. those Heretics . . . DARED TO DIFEY ME!
edited 14th Jan '18 4:02:39 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.359. They're leader is literally a god, and I'm an atheist.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.360: I need their Corpses to make my army.
361: To save mankind from killing itself
362. To kill mankind
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!363: I find their lack of faith disturbing.
364: Because we're bored.
"Why is the sky rotating?"365. Because we want to.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120366: It's the only way for us to get out of this video tape we call real life!
367. You sunk my battleship.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120368.War is my fetish.
edited 20th Feb '18 12:25:08 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.369: We did something and blamed it on them
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.370: We are the grammar nazis and they didn't end their post with a full stop.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.372: Their leader's Avatar choices suck.
348: They sunk our random ship!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"