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Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#1726: Jan 10th 2018 at 9:42:48 AM

348: They sunk our random ship!

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Voltanyx Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#1728: Jan 10th 2018 at 3:31:28 PM

350. I got a bunch of nukes for my birthday and want to use them.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1729: Jan 11th 2018 at 9:04:09 AM

351: They don't know the power of the Dark Side.

iflewaway someone from somewhere Since: Dec, 2016
someone
#1730: Jan 11th 2018 at 12:04:26 PM

352. They double-dipped a chip

something
Voltanyx Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
#1731: Jan 11th 2018 at 2:09:06 PM

353: a badly aimed snowball

DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Kanbei a far off memory that's like a scattered dream.. from C: deleting your System 32 Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
a far off memory that's like a scattered dream..
#1733: Jan 12th 2018 at 12:50:06 AM

355.They canceled a popular TV show.

You must've mistaken me for a guy who gives a crud...
Lyciboo13 Mii, myself, and I from Southern California Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mii, myself, and I
#1734: Jan 12th 2018 at 11:27:57 AM

356. They liked something with a poorly-thought out storyline.

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#1735: Jan 12th 2018 at 11:36:53 AM

357.I got nothing better to do

edited 12th Jan '18 11:37:10 AM by dutchguy1986

vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#1736: Jan 14th 2018 at 4:02:30 PM

358. those Heretics . . . DARED TO DIFEY ME!

edited 14th Jan '18 4:02:39 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1737: Jan 14th 2018 at 6:50:07 PM

359. They're leader is literally a god, and I'm an atheist.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#1738: Jan 14th 2018 at 7:15:57 PM

360: I need their Corpses to make my army.

Voltanyx Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
#1739: Jan 14th 2018 at 8:40:12 PM

361: To save mankind from killing itself

ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#1740: Jan 14th 2018 at 10:01:27 PM

362. To kill mankind

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1741: Jan 15th 2018 at 1:28:02 AM

363: I find their lack of faith disturbing.

Melon-Chan Gaming :] from Somewhere probably Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Gaming :]
#1742: Feb 19th 2018 at 7:30:25 PM

364: Because we're bored.

"Why is the sky rotating?"
Joker45654 Kill or kill, you know? from The ruins Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Kill or kill, you know?
#1743: Feb 19th 2018 at 8:17:03 PM

365. Because we want to.

I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#1744: Feb 19th 2018 at 8:33:10 PM

366: It's the only way for us to get out of this video tape we call real life!

Joker45654 Kill or kill, you know? from The ruins Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Kill or kill, you know?
#1745: Feb 19th 2018 at 8:45:55 PM

367. You sunk my battleship.

I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#1746: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:24:55 AM

368.War is my fetish.

edited 20th Feb '18 12:25:08 AM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#1747: Feb 20th 2018 at 9:02:02 AM

369: We did something and blamed it on them

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#1748: Feb 20th 2018 at 9:05:30 AM

370: We are the grammar nazis and they didn't end their post with a full stop.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#1750: Feb 20th 2018 at 9:25:58 AM

372: Their leader's Avatar choices suck.


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