1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War

Apparently this game happened a while ago, but it sounds amusing so I'm starting it again.

1. : I'm conquering it because it was there.
2. : Their animals are cooler.
3. : Look, we're really hard up for manual labour right now.
4. : An election is coming up and I need a distraction. You'll do.
5. : A long, convoluted alliance system drags everyone into a horrible war over something that started on the other side of a continen- wait...
6. : Unemployment is up; lets have a war!
7. : Everyone is really down after a lost football match, lets have a war!
8. : That land was our land!... a hundred years ago.
9. : Someone from your country stole a loaf of bread from our country and you didn't arrest him for it.
10. : Someone from our country stole a loaf of bread from your country and you did arrest him for it.

edited 26th Mar '12 1:50:41 PM by GameChainsaw

11. Someone from your country shot a pig belonging to someone in our country (eventually we'll get into actual fictional reasons.)
12. Your president looks kind of like the guy who cut me off in traffic the other day.

13. Fun and Profit

14. Dude, I saw it one time on TV, this wartime strategy totally works. Here, lemme show you.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:15:36 PM by Redblackdragon

15. They have better weather than us.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:50:18 PM by GameChainsaw

16. An executive from their country canceled your favorite TV show.

17. Because of that one guy, who totally called you a dick at that party on Sunday.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:51:56 PM by Redblackdragon

18. We should attack Russia now, they'll never expect it.

19. The population in my country needed a bit of lowering so I decided to declare war to help lower it.

20. There was an achievement for it.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:58:42 PM by stevebat

21. There's a really great pizza place in their country, and I want it here.

22. They have a really bad pizza place there, and should be punished for not making good pizza.

edited 26th Mar '12 3:02:03 PM by Redblackdragon

23. Someone in their country stole someone the ruler of our country was in love with.

24. The neighbor next door told me to.

25: They ate the last of the French Fries at a U.N. meeting.

edited 26th Mar '12 3:51:00 PM by VmKid

26 The chicks there are hotter.

27. The dudes are also hotter.

28. I'm next in line for the throne and daddy's taking too long to die. Let's speed this up...

edited 26th Mar '12 4:12:06 PM by GameChainsaw

29. My son's next in line to the throne, but I don't think he'd be a good ruler. Let's keep things safe...

30 Their leader mooned me WE MUST DESTROY THEIR NATION!

edited 26th Mar '12 4:16:59 PM by ShinyRaikou

31. I got tired of region locking So I invaded another region.

32. They're so damn nice, they MUST be up to something!

33. They smell funny

34. Their country isn't going to destroy itself!

35. For the Evulz

edited 26th Mar '12 4:54:11 PM by Redblackdragon

36. I like war, they like war, it only makes sense.

37. They've got really nice ice cream there.

edited 26th Mar '12 4:54:54 PM by GameChainsaw

37. I didn't like the new episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants.

39. Someone said there was no way our puny little 100,000-strong country could take over that vast empire. Well we'll sure show them!

edited 26th Mar '12 4:57:14 PM by GameChainsaw