1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

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1 GameChainsaw26th Mar 2012 01:49:19 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
Apparently this game happened a while ago, but it sounds amusing so I'm starting it again.

  1. : I'm conquering it because it was there.
  2. : Their animals are cooler.
  3. : Look, we're really hard up for manual labour right now.
  4. : An election is coming up and I need a distraction. You'll do.
  5. : A long, convoluted alliance system drags everyone into a horrible war over something that started on the other side of a continen- wait...
  6. : Unemployment is up; lets have a war!
  7. : Everyone is really down after a lost football match, lets have a war!
  8. : That land was our land!... a hundred years ago.
  9. : Someone from your country stole a loaf of bread from our country and you didn't arrest him for it.
  10. : Someone from our country stole a loaf of bread from your country and you did arrest him for it.

edited 26th Mar '12 1:50:41 PM by GameChainsaw

Definitely not a weirdo
11. Someone from your country shot a pig belonging to someone in our country (eventually we'll get into actual fictional reasons.)
12. Your president looks kind of like the guy who cut me off in traffic the other day.
94. Grandmaster of Shark
4 Redblackdragon26th Mar 2012 02:13:42 PM from a containment cell.
Tim:
14. Dude, I saw it one time on TV, this wartime strategy totally works. Here, lemme show you.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:15:36 PM by Redblackdragon

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
5 GameChainsaw26th Mar 2012 02:49:48 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
15. They have better weather than us.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:50:18 PM by GameChainsaw

6 Redblackdragon26th Mar 2012 02:50:42 PM from a containment cell.
Tim:
16. An executive from their country canceled your favorite TV show.

17. Because of that one guy, who totally called you a dick at that party on Sunday.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:51:56 PM by Redblackdragon

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7 GameChainsaw26th Mar 2012 02:56:50 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
18. We should attack Russia now, they'll never expect it.
19. The population in my country needed a bit of lowering so I decided to declare war to help lower it.

20. There was an achievement for it.

edited 26th Mar '12 2:58:42 PM by stevebat

Definitely not a weirdo
21. There's a really great pizza place in their country, and I want it here.
10 Redblackdragon26th Mar 2012 03:01:39 PM from a containment cell.
Tim:
22. They have a really bad pizza place there, and should be punished for not making good pizza.

edited 26th Mar '12 3:02:03 PM by Redblackdragon

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
Macinatrix Insana
23. Someone in their country stole someone the ruler of our country was in love with.
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Happiness
24. The neighbor next door told me to.
I don't need praise, I need help.
13 VmKid26th Mar 2012 03:50:47 PM from Shuggazoom City , Relationship Status: Robosexual
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
25: They ate the last of the French Fries at a U.N. meeting.

edited 26th Mar '12 3:51:00 PM by VmKid

14 zam26th Mar 2012 04:00:34 PM from Orlando, FL . , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Last boy on Earth.
26 The chicks there are hotter.

27. The dudes are also hotter.
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

15 GameChainsaw26th Mar 2012 04:11:31 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
28. I'm next in line for the throne and daddy's taking too long to die. Let's speed this up...

edited 26th Mar '12 4:12:06 PM by GameChainsaw

16 Redblackdragon26th Mar 2012 04:12:24 PM from a containment cell.
Tim:
29. My son's next in line to the throne, but I don't think he'd be a good ruler. Let's keep things safe...
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
30 Their leader mooned me WE MUST DESTROY THEIR NATION!

edited 26th Mar '12 4:16:59 PM by ShinyRaikou

D'oh!
31. I got tired of region locking So I invaded another region.
19 Redblackdragon26th Mar 2012 04:20:57 PM from a containment cell.
Tim:
32. They're so damn nice, they MUST be up to something!
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
33. They smell funny
D'oh!
21 Redblackdragon26th Mar 2012 04:52:50 PM from a containment cell.
Tim:
34. Their country isn't going to destroy itself!

35. For the Evulz

edited 26th Mar '12 4:54:11 PM by Redblackdragon

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
36. I like war, they like war, it only makes sense.
D'oh!
23 GameChainsaw26th Mar 2012 04:54:42 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
37. They've got really nice ice cream there.

edited 26th Mar '12 4:54:54 PM by GameChainsaw

37. I didn't like the new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
D'oh!
25 GameChainsaw26th Mar 2012 04:57:00 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
39. Someone said there was no way our puny little 100,000-strong country could take over that vast empire. Well we'll sure show them!

edited 26th Mar '12 4:57:14 PM by GameChainsaw


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