the cutest lizard
It's the only answer! PIPA, ACTA, H.R. 3523... all of those are its slightly different regenerations! It all comes together now!
look at him. adorable.
It's easy, mmkay?
The internet is its TARDIS, but it's been locked out of it?
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
...Its a sentient bill.
That explains so damn much!