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Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#77: Jun 28th 2012 at 8:15:34 PM

What kind do you want? I've got a "Player On Strike" one and an "End Critfails" one.

Edit: Oh, I won't be in-state next weekend, so count me out. Feel free to continue the game without me.

edited 29th Jun '12 12:18:46 AM by Ironeye

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#78: Jul 6th 2012 at 11:16:22 AM

ohhhhhh my god. QW:OSIDGKJ:AHSUOVN:JOVSNE:UOTH:AVNCAEW#

my family needs to stop planning things when I have games, I explained to them that I have prior commitments to you guys and their response was "we're here for like, two weeks a year, you can deal and visit with us"

uuuugh.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#79: Jul 6th 2012 at 5:38:55 PM

So what are you going to do?

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#80: Jul 6th 2012 at 8:08:20 PM

looks like yet another family get-together and dinner type dealio

-_-

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#81: Jul 6th 2012 at 10:49:43 PM

No I mean what are you going to do. That thing or the game?

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#82: Jul 6th 2012 at 11:11:45 PM

the thing, I don't have a CHOICE.

stupid family get togethers -______-

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#83: Jul 14th 2012 at 9:39:31 PM

Last time, the party explored some stuff and fought some more monsters!

This week, the party continued exploring the CAVES INSIDE THE TECHGNOME ALLIANCE SHIP! They found another forest of the STRANGE VISCOUS METAL TREES, with lots of WEIRD, DRONE-LIKE GNOMES harvesting fruit! The party ASCENDED the rings around the GIANT CENTRAL TREE, making their way to the top where they thought they found the QUEEN OF THE TELEPORTING MONSTERS! But the monster was dead in a pile of STRENGTH-DRAINING LEAVES... And then a HUMANOID-ISH, OOZE-LIKE THING came out of the pool of liquid metal in the centre of the CANOPY DOME! This beast was fought and destroyed, making the giant tree begin to SHED ALL ITS LEAVES! The party made their way down to hide from the leaves, and that's where this week ended...

JinxedBlackcat The Ultimate Bifauxnen from Blurry Edges of Genderfluidity Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Ultimate Bifauxnen
#84: Jul 16th 2012 at 10:07:49 AM

I'm not gonna be able to play next time. I work till 9 my time. I'm getting to switch to a different department so I'm gonna be stuck with closing shifts now.

Real Life rwby rose
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#85: Jul 28th 2012 at 9:37:24 PM

so this time we landed on this feudal planet and talked to a duke to warn him about the ninjagami but beirel was an idiot and stole some jewels from there in the past so we were all imprisoned. now we gotta escape.

fuckin bards.

edited 29th Jul '12 10:08:15 PM by Matrix

Karalora Manliest Person on Skype from San Fernando Valley, CA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In another castle
Manliest Person on Skype
#86: Jul 29th 2012 at 5:21:43 PM

What with Ironeye and especially Jinxed having less reliable schedules than they did when the game started, I would like to raise the possibility of inviting a fifth player to join the group. As long as they could reliably make Saturdays, this would reduce the frequency of our having to skip the game due to lack of sufficient...um...playerage.

Stuff what I do.
JinxedBlackcat The Ultimate Bifauxnen from Blurry Edges of Genderfluidity Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Ultimate Bifauxnen
#87: Jul 29th 2012 at 8:46:57 PM

yeaah I do work saturday guys sorry. It was friday I have off :/

Real Life rwby rose
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#88: Jul 29th 2012 at 8:59:22 PM

who is this prospective fifth player?

Naturally, they must make it through the guantlet, across the laser pirahna moat, and past my assassin-bot butlers to put their application on my desk.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
JinxedBlackcat The Ultimate Bifauxnen from Blurry Edges of Genderfluidity Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Ultimate Bifauxnen
#89: Jul 29th 2012 at 9:32:31 PM

Basically new player... Don't steal his tea. (that's my job)

edited 29th Jul '12 9:32:45 PM by JinxedBlackcat

Real Life rwby rose
Karalora Manliest Person on Skype from San Fernando Valley, CA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In another castle
Manliest Person on Skype
#90: Jul 30th 2012 at 6:09:45 AM

I don't have anyone in mind. We'd have to put out a want ad or something.

Stuff what I do.
Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#91: Jul 30th 2012 at 12:38:24 PM

Looking for Pathfinder player to help fill out Skype party. Mic preferred, but unneeded: ability to keep up a sultry female voice is ideal.

  • Current Players: 2 who always make game; 2 with erratic schedules (which is why we need you!)
  • Spelljammer-inspired space fantasy
  • Saturdays 6ish - 10:30 ish PDT (1 - 4:30 am UTC)
  • Episodic plot: "Subplot of the Month" building to a godslaying final battle
  • 35-point Point Buy stats; level 6
  • No min-maxers! For context, the tank and healer are currently the same character, one of the melee combatants has a Con penalty, and there is no primary arcane caster.
  • Current party: metal oracle, two-weapon ranger, gunslinger, staff magus.

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#92: Jul 30th 2012 at 6:19:46 PM

For NPC backup and party filler you have

a (mostly phased out) other ranger

A bard

and Ubergnome badass

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Karalora Manliest Person on Skype from San Fernando Valley, CA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In another castle
Manliest Person on Skype
#93: Jul 31st 2012 at 9:29:09 PM

My good Internet buddy Sara would like to join on a trial basis. She's never played Pathfinder before, though she has played d20. She's been added to the Skype room and had some good dirty conversation with Matrix, Ironeye and me.

Stuff what I do.
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#94: Jul 31st 2012 at 9:30:29 PM

and the pirahnas? assassin butlers?

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#95: Aug 4th 2012 at 2:15:31 PM

Alright everyone, I should be there tonight but we're having massive thunderstorms and we've already lost power once. It should not be an issue, but just in case I'm letting you know I might not be able to make it because lol power outage.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#96: Aug 12th 2012 at 8:15:45 PM

THIS WEEK THE PARTY WAS ALL ESCAPING AND SHIT FROM THIS DUNGEON THING BUT BELINDA KNOCKED ON A DOOR LIKE A RETARD AND GOT THE ATTENTION OF A GUARD SO THEY ALL RAN BUT THERE WERE MORE GUARDS AHEAD SO IT WAS ALL LIKE, "OH SHIT", AND THEN THIS WACKY DRUID GUY CALLED KEREMET OPENED UP A DRAIN THING FROM THE INSIDE, GIVING THE PARTY A WAY OUT, SO THEY GOT OUT AND MET KEREMET'S FRIENDS WHO ARE WEREWOLVES AND THE PARTY GOT SOME LAME EQUIPMENT FROM THEM THAT WILL HAVE TO DO UNTIL THEY CAN GET THEIR STUFF BACK FROM THE DUKE'S MANOR WHICH IS WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WILL BE DOING NEXT WEEK.

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