Lance's Most Definitely Not Serious At All Pathfinder Game

How late are we expecting this thing to run?

How late are you willing to go? I'm open.

Maybe as late as 11:00 my time, depending on the energy level we're able to maintain.

edited 14th Mar '12 9:44:45 PM by Karalora

start time of say... 9? 8?

Your time, yeah?

West coast. 9 PM my time is midnight West coast time.

:v

9 to 11 is only two hours!

I rather seriously doubt we can have a decent session in two hours.

What happened to 6 to 10 pacific like what has been the usual?

Lance...you have that backwards. 9:00 pm your time is 6:00 pm here.

derpa derpa derp.

right, so lets extend it to 3-4 then. I sucked at math that night. 6-10 pacific sounds dandy to me :P

edited 15th Mar '12 8:30:24 AM by Lanceleoghauni

Here you go, Lance.

If you would all kindly hand me the character sheets you intend to use that would be lovely.

http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=57477

I still need to finish some stuff.

that's fine, as long as it's nothing horrifically drastic I shouldn't even notice.

After having experienced a crash of the skein vessel TRIUMPHANT in this week's adventure, the ranger BELINDA and the gunslinger BLACK CAT along with the ship's lookout, NAMIR, investigated the nearby ruins to which they SAW THIEVES GO, who were carrying the SHIP'S ENGINE CORE! After becoming the nightmare of the TERRIBLE CULTISTS inside the ruins and finding some IMPORTANT PAPERWORK, the trio fought the horrible OCHRE JELLY, but were able to smash it into goo with the GOLDEN PIMP CANE they found! After resting on the ship and having the captain look over the paperwork, he found that these documents showed that the cultists had made other ships with the same kind of engine core as the Triumphant crash onto their rock as well, to STEAL THOSE CORES FOR SOME GRAND PLAN! The trio returned to the ruins and found a SECRET PASSAGE which they had to open with the pimp cane, because IT WAS REALLY A KEY! Inside this secret room they found cultists chanting around a lot of ENGINE CORES, and a HEAVILY ARMOURED CLERIC of some evil deity or other, ostensibly the leader of all these cultists! After dispatching him, which they found to be an easier task than the earlier ooze, the trio grabbed an engine core and got out of the ruins before they EXPLODED, CRUMBLING THE FLOATING ROCK TO BITS, and were able to get it back to the engine with JUST ENOUGH TIME for the technicians to get it back in BEFORE THE TRIUMPHANT COULD CRASH INTO ANOTHER ROCK, and the ship was off to continue its work!

that...

that's definitely what happened all right. I didn't think it was nearly as exciting as you made it sound, I guess I did better than I thought!

Update: Between connection issues, last minute friend sanity saving, and things Tomorrow I can't put off anymore We'll have to skip this week.

Goddamn this pisses me off, but I just have too much work to do. I can't do Sunday because I work 3-8 mondays, so I need to sleep through when we'd game.

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooookay.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:11:42 PM by Karalora

I know, It sucks, and I'm mad as hell about it, but I have to suck it up and be a *hiss* Responsible Adult.

I had a lot of fun last weekend too :C

Okay guys, I am gonna be here for the game HOWEVER. I have a tiny tiny puppy to deal with and will inevitably be distracted. As such I will try to take him for a walk (making me late) so hopefully he'll be tired out.

In this week's adventure, the gunslinger BLACK CAT, the ranger BELINDA, and the oracle CALIA fended off a BOARDING of the TRIUMPHANT by DWARVEN SPACE VIKINGS! The lookout, NAMIR, mostly SAT IN THE CROW'S NEST AND CRIED because he SOMEHOW FORGOT HOW TO USE A BOW. The highlight of this fight was definitely when CALIA DECAPITATED A DWARF WITH HER SCARF! (Because she can TURN IT TO STEEL!) After this rude invasion was PROMPTLY QUASHED, the three met the scholar MARTIGAN down below decks, where he had stowed away after ESCAPING THE DWARVEN VIKING SPACE LONGBOAT! Now he is firmly in place as a MEMBER OF THE CREW, and there's only a couple of days until they reach EASTWHEEL! What sort of adventure will our INTREPID HEROES meet there?

edited 7th Apr '12 10:51:48 PM by Matrix

In this week's adventure, the TRIUMPHANT had reached EASTWHEEL! The oracle CALIA, the gunslinger BLACK CAT, and the ranger BELINDA were sent to deliver a PACKAGE to the CULT OF SAINT ROFF! On the way, they stopped off at the GORLAXIAN PUB for a drink, when Belinda NOTICED A SCUFFLE GOING ON IN THE BACK after some RED-ROBED PEOPLE had gone back there! After she informed him, the GORLAXIAN BARTENDER opened the door and he was BLASTED BACK BY A LIGHTNING BOLT! These ROBED RUFFIANS were holding a gnome against his will, and DISAPPEARED OUT THE BACK OF THE ESTABLISHMENT in a cloud of smoke! Shortly after Belinda and the Black Cat went to investigate, someone had KNOCKED EVERYONE ELSE OUT (INCLUDING CALIA, WHO FELL OVER WITH A LOUD CLANK) with tranquilizer darts and STOLEN THE PACKAGE! After Belinda used her RANGER POWERS OF TRACKING to follow this thief, the trio ended up at a FOUNTAIN WITH A GRATE. Belinda went down this grate first, while the Black Cat was FROZEN IN FEAR OF THE WATER. Calia then proceeded to TRIP THE BLACK CAT WITH HER CANE, making the latter fall into the water! The Black Cat WAS NOT PLEASED. The two of them followed Belinda down, with the Black Cat COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT the whole way. They ended up being shot out of a drainage pipe into an ABSURDLY SPACIOUS SEWER, on some solid ground where the Black Cat was able to HUDDLE IN THE FETAL POSITION FOR A BIT and calm herself down. Belinda was able to FOLLOW MORE TRACKS, which led to a manhole that brought them up to a HOLLOW AREA in the outer TORUS of Eastwheel! A BEAM OF ENERGY through the middle of this ODDLY BLOCKY CITY-LIKE AREA was the source of light, occasionally flickering and making STRANGE HUMANOID SHADOWS. They discovered that the shadows were NOT NATURAL, and that the stone of the block-buildings GAVE IN in the presence of them! Though not before the Black Cat SMASHED INTO THE WALL in an attempt to go charge through one of these shadows! Inside, some DRIED BLOOD was found on the BLOCKY FURNITURE-LIKE STRUCTURES, and soon after, the trio was ACCOSTED BY THE HUMANOID SHADOWS! They went after Calia first and DEALT EIGHT POINTS OF STRENGTH DAMAGE TO HER BECAUSE LANCE IS INCREDIBLY EVIL! Despite first wanting to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, Calia soon realized these things were UNDEAD, thus she could cast CURE LIGHT WOUNDS on them to damage them! The Black Cat and Belinda aided in this endeavour by SPLASHING THEM WITH CURE POTIONS. The bastards were defeated, but none of the three wanted to GO ANY FURTHER, so they left to recuperate! Will they RETRIEVE THE PACKAGE? How can they do it? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!

edited 14th Apr '12 10:46:57 PM by Matrix

I may be late this week. I should have more information on Friday.

Alright.

We most likely won't be having a game the 28th because that's finals week.

I'll be around tomorrow for the entire session, barring unforeseen complications.

In this week's adventure, the ranger BELINDA, the scholar MARTIGAN, and the gunslinger BLACK CAT (with the oracle CALIA tagging along and not doing much) continued searching for the PACKAGE in the DEPTHS OF EASTWHEEL! After retracing their steps, they found themselves in A SERIES OF LARGE CHAMBERS, ending in a room with another LARGE BEAM OF ENERGY in it, different from the previous one. In this room was OMINOUS CHANTING! As they got closer to the light, they also got closer to the chanting, enough to see that it was in fact UNDEAD SHADOWS that were chanting! Near the beam was an ALTAR, upon which the GNOME FROM EARLIER was placed! When he was KILLED BY THE SHADOWS, presumably as some sort of SACRIFICE, a man in the beam ASCENDED to grab the PACKAGE that was also in there! He then TRANSFORMED INTO SOME KIND OF DEVIL! At first our heroes had no idea what to do, until Belinda decided to get out from hiding and LURE the devil! THE BELINDA RUSE..... WAS A DISTACTION. After she had its attention, the others struck, and BATTLE WAS JOINED! It was a tough fight, where Martigan ALMOST DIED, but in the end they were successful enough to have the devil KILL ITSELF IN DESPAIR! After it exploded, they found the PACKAGE safe, aside from the DEMON HORN DAGGER embedded in it. The PACKAGE was brought SAFELY TO ITS DESTINATION, the contents unharmed by the dagger, and brought back a large BAG OF GOLD to the Captain!