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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#1: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:05:03 PM

It is a thread. Perhaps it should go in literature or games. As it is it is here for now.

Myself a variety of tests declare me to be a Slytherine. I can see why. I am rather manipulative and do seek to get what I want at damn near any cost. Which is something I've had to work on and still do. I'd be the laziest and nicest Slytherine ever. AND THUS HATED BY MY HOUSEMATES.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#2: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:08:31 PM

ALL OF DEMS.

ALL OF DA HOUSEZ.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#3: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:10:54 PM

I'd be in Ravenclaw or Slytherin, probably Ravenclaw... Definitely not Gryffindor, and probably not Hufflepuff.

Chariot King of Anime Since: Jul, 2014
King of Anime
#4: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:30:05 PM

Based on Pottermore I'd fit in either Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Works for me.

TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
Lover of masks.
#5: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:32:14 PM

Ravenclaw most likely. Maybe Slytherin.

Please.
Epitome naur from oh naur Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
naur
#6: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:37:02 PM

On Pottermore I was sorted into Slytherin.

And then I asked my friends in real life what they thought and they said Slytherin.

So, I suppose Slytherin, then. Should I find this worrying?

mmmmmmm no
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#7: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:40:53 PM

It's okay Epitome. We can hang out in Slytherine together.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#8: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:40:58 PM

Hmm... I could end up in any of them, to be honest. Hard working plus loyal, Hufflepuff. Charitable and honor-bound, Griffindor. Extreme focus on academics, Ravenclaw. Ambitious and demanding, Slytherine.

And the quizzes tend to be all over the place for me to boot.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Epitome naur from oh naur Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
naur
#9: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:42:34 PM

We can be the nicest, laziest horniest Slytherins ever and be OUTCASTS IN OUR OWN HOUSE.

And it will be amazing.

mmmmmmm no
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#10: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:43:40 PM

Well, also the fact that you're in a DUNGEON. Means that of all the houses, you're probably the one with the most access to some hidden crypt or a torture room. Sweet deal, yo.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#11: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:43:45 PM

I'll show you the ropes, Epitome! In more ways than one! AND WEISS WILL KILL ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT OVER CHRISTMAS BREAK. But it'll totally be worth it.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Zersk o-o from Columbia District, BNA Since: May, 2010
o-o
#12: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:44:00 PM

Dunno! :o Ravenclaw, cause I'm strange. :p

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deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#13: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:44:57 PM

...Ok, now I kind of want to be Slytherin for the bondage gear.

Zersk o-o from Columbia District, BNA Since: May, 2010
o-o
#14: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:45:51 PM

Que. :o

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Epitome naur from oh naur Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
naur
#15: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:47:11 PM

Hurray for illegal bondage experimentation!

Weiss would probably punish you by using the same gear, anyway.

mmmmmmm no
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#16: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:47:30 PM

Wait, how did we get to bondage?

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#17: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:47:36 PM

:D

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#18: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:47:44 PM

Most tests say Ravenclaw. I consider myself Ravenclaw. There was an old forum-based quasi-RP thing I joined that used a test based on the Meyers-Briggs test that said I was a Slytherin, but I saved up Galleons to retake it and got Ravenclaw.

And then Pottermore, the definitive sorting, put me in Griffyndor without a doubt. Very disappointed.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#19: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:48:28 PM

Pottermore declared me Slytherine. AND IT WAS AWESOME.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#20: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:48:40 PM

Almost certainly Ravenclaw. Possibly Slytherin but probably not since I'm just secretive rather than manipulative, plus ambition? Too much effort.

Is there a way to do the Pottermore test if you're not beta-ing it?

edited 6th Feb '12 9:49:03 PM by Luthen

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Epitome naur from oh naur Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
naur
#21: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:49:59 PM

I got sorted into Slytherin and was all NOOOOOOO I WANTED TO BE A HUFFLEPUFF THEIR COMMON ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE KITCHEN

And then I was all "Wait, I'm in Slytherin. THIS IS BADASS."

mmmmmmm no
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#22: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:50:10 PM

@8: Magic and pixie dust. Regardless, I like it.

Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#23: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:56:59 PM

What's this Pottermore thing everyone keeps mentioning? I went to the website, and that didn't really clear it up...

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#24: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:58:15 PM

Luthen: somebody may have reverse-engineered it, but I doubt it.

The way things are going, I'm sorry to say Pottermore may go bust before they get out of beta. Sheer incompetence either in the technical department for grossly underestimating demand and consistently failing to shore up, or in the executive side for going live before they were anything like ready for business.

"Give us your email so we can tell you when you can apply for beta! Okay, forget about that, have a fastest-finger quiz! Wow, that's what a million people is like? Okay, take everything that's remotely fun outside of the reading companion down. Wait, we said we were going to open in October? Certainly not the beginning of October. Okay, wow. October went by fast. How about a vague '2012' then?"

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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#25: Feb 6th 2012 at 9:58:28 PM

[up][up]Beta website thing by J.K. Rowling. Basically, if you're not in right now, you aren't getting in for a while.

edited 6th Feb '12 9:59:09 PM by Ramus

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.

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