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Buscemi I Am The Walrus from a log cabin Since: Jul, 2010
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#1: Feb 6th 2012 at 7:47:07 PM

With Sin City 2 still having rights issues, Robert Rodriguez will instead begin work on the first Machete sequel, with a production start date set for this April. Danny Trejo will be back.

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edited 6th Feb '12 7:47:31 PM by Buscemi

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JRPictures I got a Logo Just Cause from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#2: Feb 6th 2012 at 7:56:52 PM

Well I loved the first one. So this is on my list.

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#3: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:10:06 PM

Two words sum up my reaction: Fuck. YES.

KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#4: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:39:46 PM

Is the Machete series still technically sorta in the same universe as Spy Kids?

Cause that's hilarious.

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
qtjinla15 Since: Dec, 2010
#5: Feb 7th 2012 at 10:26:57 AM

How does that even work?

syvaris Since: Dec, 2009
#7: Feb 8th 2012 at 11:08:55 AM

[up][up] Machete is what the uncle' code name was in Spy Kids...and he was played by the same actor so they "share" canon, which means by order of in jokes etc they are also in canon with a few of the director's other movies if I am not mistaken.

edited 8th Feb '12 11:32:44 AM by syvaris

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qtjinla15 Since: Dec, 2010
#8: Feb 8th 2012 at 5:15:53 PM

Hhm, okay, I thought it was literally sharing canon/same universe.

syvaris Since: Dec, 2009
#9: Feb 8th 2012 at 6:45:23 PM

It does, technically, in some weird way.

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qtjinla15 Since: Dec, 2010
#10: Feb 9th 2012 at 10:13:29 AM

Then can someone explain please?

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KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Feb 9th 2012 at 5:14:28 PM

No explanation. It just does. Technically.

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qtjinla15 Since: Dec, 2010
#13: Feb 9th 2012 at 5:16:46 PM

Aah! Mind screw! How can you not even have a joke explanation? There's always a joke explanation.

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#14: Feb 9th 2012 at 8:46:31 PM

wild mass guessMaybe the Spy Kids films are in the future where Machete settled to be a spy and gadgets maker. Why? Because he can.wild mass guess

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Dracomicron Since: Jan, 2001
#15: Feb 10th 2012 at 6:39:37 AM

Machete can do anything. I thought this was sufficiently explained in the movie...

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#16: Feb 10th 2012 at 6:41:11 AM

No explanation. It's just awesome.
FTFY

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qtjinla15 Since: Dec, 2010
#17: Feb 10th 2012 at 6:02:23 PM

No, because doing anything meaning can also explain what normally can't be explained.

comicwriter Since: Sep, 2011
#18: Nov 6th 2012 at 9:32:55 AM

Lady Gaga playing a master of disguise assassin sounds killer. This has a stellar cast.

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#19: Nov 6th 2012 at 10:32:36 AM

[up]So, she's reprising her role from the "Telephone" video?

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TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#20: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:03:00 AM

I just saw the first Machete. It was a joy of a movie. So magnificently transparent and simplistic, and yet it made perfect sense.

I thought the sequels were a joke, though. He's doing them for real? How can he top what we just saw? I mean, that was the most epic "ride into the sunset" I ever saw!

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#21: Feb 23rd 2013 at 3:58:50 PM

wild mass guess In the sequel's ending, he rides AWAY FROM the sunset, where the sun explodes, without looking back.

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#23: Mar 7th 2013 at 2:21:31 PM

[up] I saw it earlier. I thought about posting it but it was so stupid to me at the time I didn't even want to acknowledge it.

(For the record, I thought it was stupid when Savini had a similar thing going on in From Dusk 'Til Dawn.)

comicwriter Since: Sep, 2011
#24: Mar 7th 2013 at 8:51:53 PM

This sounds like it's gonna be so fucking over the top that I won't be able to look away. Gun bras and all.

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#25: May 31st 2013 at 3:07:06 AM

First trailer with Spanish intro by Rodriguez and Trejo.

Also crediting Charlie Sheen by his real name Carlos Estevez and billing it as "And Introducing" is brilliant.

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