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Eddie shrugged faintly, then turned his attention to the nearby mares, flashing a bit of a goofy grin. "How about it, ladies? One of you wanna ride in my hot rod?"
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"I've just realized", said Winged Victory to Eddie, "you were not a pony in your homeland, were you?"
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"Given the look of his wings, I assume he's a Daedra. I'm an Argonian," he pointed to B-Company with a hoof, "They and Shepard sound like Imperials or Bretons."
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Marlowe looked over their group. "We're all from America. Americans. Uh... I think Sweetwater came from a Jewish family—" "Hey!" "You've got the voice, and Haggard comes from the southern US."
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
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"Descended from a rebel Breton colony, is what they're trying to say."
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"...But High Rock never sent out any colonists. Too busy with squabbles and their cooking. I lost count of how many times they'd been conquered by Nords or Imperials."
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"Different world. Different things happened. Like magic never existing."
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"Well, uh, actually I'm half-human, half-demon. So, uh. No. Not really a pony, per se. At all. Though I gotta admit it's a little...interesting to be one."
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"Come to think of it, judging by the gaits...I'm the only outsider who was a horse before I came here, is that correct?"
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Burns rolled his eyes at Frost.
"Next you'll tell me there aren't any Orcs or Argonians. As for being a horse, I believe so. I'm the Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Burns-His-Foes."
He gave a bow that Winged Victory might recognize as that of a political figure introducing himself to another.
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"There are no Orcs and Argonians. Only Humans. People who look like us, except with different skin colors."
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"Honored to meet you, Burns-His-Foes," said Winged Victory, bowing politely in return. Another wizard!
Marlowe shrugged. "I have no idea of where we are." "Me either." "Don't ask me." "Not a clue."
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."