We are in a cliché Slasher/Horror Movie universe.

The standard slasher and/or horror movie tropes and characterization come into play. Anyone Can Die and anyone can bring in new characters.

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Darn it! It's raining and my car can't start! -points to shelter- Let's spend the night there.

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Are you insane? Who knows what lives in there?

It seems perfectly safe to me.

Besides, that rustling in the bushes is probably just the wind.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Well... Okay...

Just let me get this hockey stick that this skeleton is holding. May come in handy later.

*walking around the outside of the house*

This would be a great place to get laid. What with all the dimly-lit rooms and all.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Hmm... -clutches hockey stick-

*knocks*

Hello? Anyone there? We're cold and wet. We're not even armed!

Let us in?

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

-kicks front door down-

Whaddya know, it's deserted! Alright, we camp here for the night!

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I'll do a sweep of the place.

-grabs a torch and walks into dining room-

I'm going to see if the left any beer. I could go for a brewski. *follows Crackie*

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

-looks around dining room-

Karl... Is it me, or does that painting have eyes that are following us?

-points to painting-

Let's see. *waves hand in front of painting then glares at it* I dunno... But the people who lived here definitely had a weird taste in art...

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Hmm...

-smacks painting with hockey stick-

-painting falls down, revealing a secret passage-

Oh, lordy...

You think that's where they keep all the "good stuff"?

Ladies first.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

-shines light into passageway-

Well... Okay...

-climbs into entrance-

Seems okay...

-walks forwards-

-falls through a trap door-

Crack!

*dives after her*

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Maybe we should split up...

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-lands on a pile of bones-

Oh, God... -shines torch around place-

*lands nearby and picks up a femur*

Remember what I said about this being a great place to get laid?

Scratch that.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

-looks around-

Smells like people have been killed and... -sniffs- Cooked here...

-clutches hockey stick-

C'mon relax! What's the worst that could happen?

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-glares at Motor-

Sorry if I don't want to end up as human kebab.

Don't be so paranoid! Looks totally legit to me.

...Oh, would you look at that. My phone has no signal! Hahahah...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist