ITT: Amusing Injuries

Pick any poster above you from the same page and describe your act of comedic violence to them.

You can describe it's after effects (Cranial Eruption, Instant Bandages, whatever, preferrably non-fatal), or leave it for the poster to describe it in their next post. (Both are allowed too.)

Page toppers suffer a random falling object on top of them. Increasing in size with each page.

Wait, thread starters don't count, do th-*flower pot on head* Ow! Atleast we started small...

-bangs cymbals right behind Kuro Fox's head-

He jumps several feet in the air, and his hair stands straight up.

Amusingly enough, this was once listed in the "Before I even clicked on it" thread as something that I would start. Looks like it wasn't me this time.

CNG gets tazed.

He shows X-Ray Sparks, and when the sparking and sizzling stop, he has suddenly gained a mohawk.

I cast Magic Missile at Dragon Geyser!

He is left singed with tattered clothes and an Ash Face.

edited 5th Jan '12 6:39:16 PM by KuroFox

I light Kuro Fox's shoelaces on fire. He performs an elaborate dance routine.

I drown CNG in my substantial array of hats. Whether he dies or not is irrelevant .

edited 5th Jan '12 7:12:38 PM by Aralyn

I drop a banana peel infront of a pedestrian who slips and slides across the traffic, causing a trick to crash into the piano store and send one going downhill and speeding towards Aralyn, but misses by an inch and hits a wall instead, the impact causing a bucket of water dropping on Aralyn.

I take a top hat from the huge pile of hats I'm buried in, and pull it over Kuru Fox's eyes. He wanders around blindly trying to pull it off, and bumps into a telephone pole.