intellectual rapist
warranty
use it
promblem solved
edited 1st Jan '12 10:15:19 PM by CommanderObvious
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
A Boy Named Sue
There's no damage to the console itself, though since it's been a few months...
...I think I may have knocked up my 3DS.
oldtimeytropey
You overheated the battery. It melted part of the plastic.
A Boy Named Sue
It's got a small battery and I think the 3D bar was at max. It probably gave out about three hours afterwards.
A Boy Named Sue
...alright, false alarm. I forgot that I named my 3DS the "S.S. Riverquest Safariventure" so it's not a girl, so I couldn't have impregnated it.
Which means I did a horizontal Monster-Mash an amusement-park safari boat which isn't actually a boat as it is just an on-rails car.
In all seriousness, though, I should get the bump checked out.
There's a cream for that.
STEALTH!!!
Just awesome like that
@thread title: I thought this was going to be a thread about prom drama.
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Aren't boats traditionally female?
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
I think there were some norse/lithuanian boats that were prominently male.
Troper Page
A few months ago, I woke up to find that my 3DS had been in bed with me the entire night, probably because I fell asleep while using Netflix on it.
Now, today, a small bump had appeared on its battery-pack area.
What.