Wicked Flight
Arrested for being too optimistic.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Shadow of Legends
Arrested for murder, torture, and cruelty to animals.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
One just might
Arrested for being another hero of justice.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Classic
Arrested for abuse of your new position as Sorceror Supreme!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
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Arrested for wearing too much white
Classic
Arrested for smoking in a public place.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Shadow of Legends
Arrested for vigilantism.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Tief girl with eartude
Arrested for rollerblading on the pavement.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Jolly Saint Nick
Arrested for turning wild squirrels into pets unlawfully.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Arrested for that horrible movie you made.
ugh.
Arrested for that destructive rampage last week.
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Arrested for eating souls
Arrested for smoking in the non-smoking section.
Oh yeah and that guy you threw in the lake.
Arrested for being dead.
Shadow of Legends
Typing the internet since '90
Arrested for being too adorable.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
intrepid sword
Arrested for illegal ownership of a horse.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
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Arrested for being too- Ah dangit that one is already used.
ARRESTED FOR-Beaten up by Parasouls army of mooks-
Arrested for possession of many, MANY weapons.
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Typing the internet since '90
Arrested for leaving the museum center.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
One just might
Arrested for leaning sideways.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Arrested for leaving the Fan Dumb unimpressed.
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Arrested for vandalization
Arrested for smoking in a non smoking area.
One just might
Arrested for not looking at the road in front of you.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Arrested for use of excessive force.
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