Arrested for stealing raw materials.
Arrested for goring a dozen redshirts.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for multiple thefts, property damage, associating with pirates...the list goes on!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Just cause your a 'Former" criminal doesn't mean we can't arrest you Eel
Progress has it's stepping stones.Arrested for excessive force.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for perving excessive drink monitoring.
Arrested for being a Villain Number One
"Leftover items still have value!"Arrested for property damage.
current jam | aviArrested for having an easy pun as a power(Shock and Awe)
The Prodigal Son returns.Arrested for being stock.
Arrested for ogling in public.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!Arrested for one confirmed account of planetary genocide, several suspected accounts of planetary genocide and one attempted planetary genocide.
edited 22nd Aug '17 4:28:10 AM by Geist-Fox
Arrested for shedding everywhere. Yuck.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, hindering an investigation, and tampering with evidence.
arrest for reckless endangerment of a child.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Under arrest for no ring license.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Under arrest for loitering on the internet instead of continuing the axolotl species. (Side note, axolotls are super cool, thanks for sending me on a Wiki Walk)
Under arrest for Pouty Face.
Under arrest for being reckless and endangering others.
The League of HeroesArrested for almost touching the world.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Arrested for plagiarism.
Arrested for being a cat.
Blog linkArrested for interspeces relationship (and also ruining The Hobbit).
edited 4th Oct '17 4:02:10 AM by Albino_Axolotl
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Arrested for staring.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for pretending to be animate.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"