The King Without a Kingdom
Arrested for having ridiculous-looking hair.
It's been 3000 years…
Arrested for licking random people.
The King Without a Kingdom
If you're one of the gorilla guerillas I'm thinking of, you're either arrested for keeping human slaves or having a romantic relationship with a dead man's brain in a jar.
It's been 3000 years…
Wicked Flight
Arrested for being in Smash 4!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Arrested on most likely to have and will kill people. And for having bad style.
Jer gets all the girls
Arrested for making me make a Matrix joke in my head every time I see it
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Spooky Fugger
Arrested for looking at the camera when you should be looking at the road.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
The King Without a Kingdom
Arrested for cannibalism.
It's been 3000 years…
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for slave labor on stars.
"We be we baby!"
Still my fave
Arrested for public indecency. Seriously, put that tongue away! There are children here!
Fangs of the relentless thousand
Jer gets all the girls
Arrested for an all-pink colour scheme. Purely because I dislike pink. Fair? Probably not!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for poor English.
"We be we baby!"
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for clopping, you sic freak.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for being a demon.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Arrested for Moth Syndrome. This whole area is probably going to be Quarantined too.
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for scaring children.
"We be we baby!"
Jer gets all the girls
Arrested for violent children
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The King Without a Kingdom
Arrested for poor dentistry.
It's been 3000 years…
"Just as planned."
Arrested because this is the Mushroom Revolution, and you are guilty of crimes against the citizenry of your own land.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for not noticing Senpai.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for having scrappy hair.
"We be we baby!"