Ded
Arrested for being old.
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Am I a weirdo?
Arrested for lacking actual images
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Arrested for not feeding a pet horse for several years.
Deer
Obsidian Proboscidean
Arrested for gazing lecherously at the kid in the bottom left corner.
I'm an elephant. Rurr.
One just might
Arrested for being grey.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
intellectual rapist
disney princess sux
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
(Just like Liberated Liberater) Drug Possession.
Your page has more lines than John Belushi at an SNL wrap party in 1977.
Ded
You are older that you look mentally, that is.
Arrested for deception
edited 26th Dec '11 7:23:57 PM by eternalNoob
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Obsidian Proboscidean
Arrested for using "ain't." (I'm the Grammar Police's special elephant agent)
I'm an elephant. Rurr.
Am I a weirdo?
Arrested for sexual harassment. I saw what you did with that trunk.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
One just might
Arrested for wearing that helmet in a bank.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Arrested by the war courts for subpected war crimes.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Indiana Solo
Carrying a lethal weapon without a permit.
I'm baaaaaaack
Ded
hypocrite
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
paradox delivery service
Stop right there criminal scum! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, all your stolen goods are forfit.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsArrested for entering Britain with a military fire arm.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
paradox delivery service
Stop in the name of the Jarl. You have comitted crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you?
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsStopped by Cuban police for entering their beaches with fire arms.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
What'd you just say about my hair?!
Arrested for assault.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
pantheocidal maniac
I am sorry sir, but you must move your BIG HONKING SPACESHIP to a legal parking position or else you will have to pay a fine and your BIG HONKING SPACESHIP will be impounded.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
One just might
Seized for being built on land zoned for farming activities.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Red Lagoon
Arrestd for espionage and threating order in peacefull Ades federacy by your fleet!
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Damn you! How many times I have to listen that nonsense! He is giving present, not taking.
edited 28th Dec '11 10:40:52 AM by Tenzen12
Arrested for stealing presents.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Indiana Solo
Arrested for going over the weight capacity on the elevator.
I'm baaaaaaack
The avatar above you has done something wrong. Arrest them and state the charge/s.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?