Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Poor moose. 
Poor... moose? It sounds like the moose was long dead by the time the shark got to it. And moose in general are more numerous and a greater threat to humans
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This summer: Moosenado
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
It was even weirder on first glance when I thought the headline was about a Canadian Rescue Shark.
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But they're fuzzy and therefore hold my sympathies. I'm... classist?
That would be the best thing ever.
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- Florida Man "Too Fat For Jail"
- Florida Burglar Stopped By Revolving Door
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Siblings Reunited After 17 Years In Checkout Counter
edited 5th Dec '13 10:54:17 AM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Stolen Cobalt-60 Found in Mexico; Courious Thieves Likely Doomed
What... what the fuck...? If they really didn't know what they were stealing that's some pretty terrible luck there.
edited 5th Dec '13 7:20:35 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
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bruhonetta
Chicago rapper, Chief Keef says his next Mixtape will raise the murder rate.
What kind of sales promotion is that?
"Download my new Mixtape. It's so good, it'll make you want to kill someone."
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.Sounds like the tactic media inside of media uses to be all scary in horror stuff. "Watch this movie," says the video rental store owner in Zombies Came Out of My TV! while holding out a beaten, bloodstained case, "and zombies will come out of your TV!"
i. hear. a. sound.
How fleeting...
TSA Agent Confiscates Sock Monkey's Pistol
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"If someone held it up to your neck you wouldn't be able to tell it wasn't real."
Er...yes, I would. On account of it being two inches long with no moving parts. And even if I couldn't see it, chances are at least one of the other 80 people on the plane would be able to say "yo homes that thing's like two inches and made of painted wood."
Fucking TSA.
edited 10th Dec '13 8:12:09 PM by Pykrete
So, who's got a camera?
Tea Party Group Unironically Utilizes BioShock Infinite Propaganda
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Boy, next they're going to be unironically using the Team America World Police theme song.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Collector Of Fine Oddities
Stand up for your god-given right to dangle a live opossum over a roaring crowd of onlookers. . .
My town can come up with the weirdest shit.
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I don't think I've ever in my life seen an opossum around here play dead, or even act particularly shy. They're vicious little fuckers.
edited 27th Dec '13 9:40:14 PM by Pykrete
Wandering Jew
Couple’s Fight over Wedding Color Palette Ends in the Hospital.
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Is it just me, or do half of these turn out to be from North or South Carolina?
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Mawwaige! Mawwaige is what pulls us apawt today.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeablex3 Never get between a bride and her color scheme. Ever. Everrrrrrrrr. They will wreck you.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/man-accused-using-fake-penis-drug-test HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If she's not devoured alive by crabs by then.
YEAH HOW'S THAT FOR A PAGETOPPER
edited 22nd Nov '13 1:54:21 PM by Pykrete