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What...the...hell...?
I mean, why? Why would you...how would you...and he's...why?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
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I liked the bonus better. It was more subtle, but had even less common sense.
Batman charged with obstructing police in US; they say he wouldn't leave them alone
Oh, Batman, how could you?
edited 3rd Oct '12 3:51:23 PM by cfive
- Batman: "Who was it?"
- Police: "Go away."
- Batman: "It was The Joker, wasn't it?"
- Police: "No."
- Batman: "Two Face?"
- Police: "No."
- Batman: "The Bouncer?"
- Police: "No... who the hell is that?"
- Batman: "Calender Man?"
- Police: "Ok, now you're just fucking with us. You're under arrest."
- Batman: "So it was from inside the police? Was it Bullock?"
edited 3rd Oct '12 8:11:31 PM by Malph
Okay, this
◊ isn't a headline, it's an article. But the first line is "A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals."
edited 4th Oct '12 2:01:12 PM by CDRW
We live in a beautiful world.
i. hear. a. sound....Wait. ...What??
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[Today's Jo Jo]
Motherfucker beat us there!
HOW'D YOU DO IT, COOKIE
TELL US YOUR SECRETS
C is for Conspriacy, that's good enough for me.
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Wandering Jew
Pizza deliveryman caught urinating on customer's door
"California Man Pleads Not-Guilty to Killing, Cooking Wife"
W-w-wTF?!
edited 22nd Nov '12 6:29:41 PM by Bur
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Wandering Jew
'Cannibal cop' allegedly wanted to cook woman for Thanksgiving
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016
The best ones are the headlines that use ambiguous syntax or so-called "Crash Blossoms", after this headline:
The article, if the headline wasn't clear, was about a violinist who planted wildflowers at the site of an airliner crash as a memorial to the deceased.
Police Blotter: Woman finds 200 plastic forks sticking up on her lawn
Found that in the newspaper just now.
Wandering Jew
'Vulture spying for Israel' caught in Sudan
This is my favorite part:
edited 10th Jan '13 11:51:52 AM by DeviantBraeburn
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016
Just saying, that is the most Jewish vulture I've ever seen in my life.
Just a little kinda un-PC humor. Don't really mean it.
Beat me to it. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
W-what..?? ...all of my facepalms. And wtfs.
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Wandering Jew
Police: Alligator Used To Guard Marijuana Stash
Its name is 'Mr. Teeth'.
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016
Heard about that one. xD
RIP Mr. Teeth.
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...I certainly hope so, though not everyone in the cemetery being dead is worrisome. Hopefully they will be visitors and not residents.
edited 29th Sep '12 6:43:49 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.