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76 Bur, Sat, 29th Sep '12 6:42:28 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form  edited 29th Sep '12 6:43:49 PM by Bur 78 Nick The Swing, Sun, 30th Sep '12 11:07:47 AM from Ya really wanna know?
Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman 79 Bur, Sun, 30th Sep '12 11:29:21 AM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form   
Oh, Batman, how could you?
edited 3rd Oct '12 3:51:23 PM by cfive 82 Malph, Wed, 3rd Oct '12 7:48:41 PM from The middle of somewhere
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature  All hail
edited 3rd Oct '12 8:11:31 PM by Malph So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
  ◊ isn't a headline, it's an article. But the first line is "A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals."
edited 4th Oct '12 2:01:12 PM by CDRW 84 Bur, Thu, 4th Oct '12 5:56:58 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form 85 Bur, Thu, 11th Oct '12 8:04:21 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form Machete-wielding man on bicycle crashes girl’s birthday party; steals beer
...Wait. ...What??
87 T-bone 61, Sat, 13th Oct '12 11:43:34 AM from NY Thaw
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form  Bass Drop
![[up]](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon} Motherfucker beat us there!
HOW'D YOU DO IT, COOKIE
TELL US YOUR SECRETS
There is no force in the universe more powerful than Japanese puberty. ~ wanderlustwarrior
88 Bur, Sat, 13th Oct '12 9:42:31 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form  Wandering Jew
Pizza deliveryman caught urinating on customer's door
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016 90 Bur, Thu, 22nd Nov '12 6:29:33 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form edited 22nd Nov '12 6:29:41 PM by Bur Wandering Jew
'Cannibal cop' allegedly wanted to cook woman for Thanksgiving
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016 92 AFP, Sat, 24th Nov '12 4:08:40 AM from The Pale Blue Dot
Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you  The Great and Wonderful
The best ones are the headlines that use ambiguous syntax or so-called "Crash Blossoms", after this headline:
Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms
The article, if the headline wasn't clear, was about a violinist who planted wildflowers at the site of an airliner crash as a memorial to the deceased.
Quod Scripsi Scripsi (until I use the edit function...)
 Child of Chaos
Police Blotter: Woman finds 200 plastic forks sticking up on her lawn
Found that in the newspaper just now.
Wandering Jew
'Vulture spying for Israel' caught in Sudan
This is my favorite part:
A similar discovery in Saudi Arabia last year prompted local media to report that a bird, later identified as a Griffon, had been "arrested" under suspicion of spying as part of a suspected "Zionist plot".
edited 10th Jan '13 11:51:52 AM by DeviantBraeburn Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016 95 Nick The Swing, Tue, 11th Dec '12 5:51:59 PM from Ya really wanna know?
Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman  BFS Enthusiast
Just saying, that is the most Jewish vulture I've ever seen in my life.
Just a little kinda un-PC humor. Don't really mean it.
96 AFP, Tue, 11th Dec '12 8:57:41 PM from The Pale Blue Dot
Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you The Great and Wonderful
Beat me to it. ![[lol]](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Quod Scripsi Scripsi (until I use the edit function...)
97 Bur, Tue, 11th Dec '12 9:36:45 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form Wandering Jew
Police: Alligator Used To Guard Marijuana Stash
Its name is 'Mr. Teeth'.
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016 Child of Chaos
Heard about that one. xD
100 Bur, Thu, 10th Jan '13 4:16:46 PM from Flyover Country
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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