Chaotic Neutral
...I certainly hope so, though not everyone in the cemetery being dead is worrisome. Hopefully they will be visitors and not residents.
edited 29th Sep '12 6:43:49 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
78 NickTheSwing30th Sep 2012 11:07:47 AM from Ya really wanna know?
, Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
Swing, not Slide
![[up]](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
What...the...hell...?
I mean, why? Why would you...how would you...and he's...why?
Chaotic Neutral
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
i. hear. a. sound.
I liked the bonus better. It was more subtle, but had even less common sense.
Batman charged with obstructing police in US; they say he wouldn't leave them alone
Oh, Batman, how could you?
Oh, Batman, how could you?
edited 3rd Oct '12 3:51:23 PM by cfive
82 Malph3rd Oct 2012 07:48:41 PM from The middle of somewhere
, Relationship Status: I want you to want me
All hail
- Batman: "Who was it?"
- Police: "Go away."
- Batman: "It was The Joker, wasn't it?"
- Police: "No."
- Batman: "Two Face?"
- Police: "No."
- Batman: "The Bouncer?"
- Police: "No... who the hell is that?"
- Batman: "Calender Man?"
- Police: "Ok, now you're just fucking with us. You're under arrest."
- Batman: "So it was from inside the police? Was it Bullock?"
edited 3rd Oct '12 8:11:31 PM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Okay, this◊ isn't a headline, it's an article. But the first line is "A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals."
◊ isn't a headline, it's an article. But the first line is "A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals."
edited 4th Oct '12 2:01:12 PM by CDRW
Urinate with precision and elegance.
Chaotic Neutral
We live in a beautiful world.
i. hear. a. sound.
Chaotic Neutral
Machete-wielding man on bicycle crashes girl’s birthday party; steals beer
...Wait. ...What??
i. hear. a. sound.
NOT THE BEES
[Today's Joestar]
Motherfucker beat us there!
HOW'D YOU DO IT, COOKIE
TELL US YOUR SECRETS
Chaotic Neutral
C is for Conspriacy, that's good enough for me.
i. hear. a. sound.
Wandering Jew
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
Chaotic Neutral
"California Man Pleads Not-Guilty to Killing, Cooking Wife"
W-w-wTF?!
edited 22nd Nov '12 6:29:41 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
Wandering Jew
'Cannibal cop' allegedly wanted to cook woman for Thanksgiving
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
The Great and Wonderful
The best ones are the headlines that use ambiguous syntax or so-called "Crash Blossoms", after this headline:
Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms
The article, if the headline wasn't clear, was about a violinist who planted wildflowers at the site of an airliner crash as a memorial to the deceased.
Quod Scripsi Scripsi (until I use the edit function...)
93 SapphireBlue24th Nov 2012 05:13:22 PM from California
, Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Police Blotter: Woman finds 200 plastic forks sticking up on her lawn
Found that in the newspaper just now.
Wandering Jew
'Vulture spying for Israel' caught in Sudan
This is my favorite part:
This is my favorite part:
A similar discovery in Saudi Arabia last year prompted local media to report that a bird, later identified as a Griffon, had been "arrested" under suspicion of spying as part of a suspected "Zionist plot".
edited 10th Jan '13 11:51:52 AM by DeviantBraeburn
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
95 NickTheSwing11th Dec 2012 05:51:59 PM from Ya really wanna know?
, Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
Swing, not Slide
Just saying, that is the most Jewish vulture I've ever seen in my life.
Just a little kinda un-PC humor. Don't really mean it.
The Great and Wonderful
Beat me to it. ![[lol]](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Quod Scripsi Scripsi (until I use the edit function...)
Chaotic Neutral
W-what..?? ...all of my facepalms. And wtfs.
i. hear. a. sound.
Wandering Jew
Police: Alligator Used To Guard Marijuana Stash
Its name is 'Mr. Teeth'.
Its name is 'Mr. Teeth'.
Everything is Possible.
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
But some things are more Probable than others.
JEBAGEDDON 2016
99 SapphireBlue10th Jan 2013 03:34:49 PM from California
, Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Heard about that one. xD
Chaotic Neutral
RIP Mr. Teeth.
i. hear. a. sound.
