One Million Cannibal Ants Have Escaped A Soviet-Era Bunker
The last story on the page before this one sounds like something made for Mock The Week "uranium, a rattlesnake and a bottle of whiskey."
Keeper of The Celestial FlameI found a book with a page of these. I have no context, but that may be a good thing. Here’s a few highlights.
- Chick accuses Male Colleagues of Sexism
- How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
- World’s largest stove destroyed by fire
- Deaf collage opens doors to hearing
- Young marines make tasty Christmas treats
- Students cook and serve grandparents
- Parents keep kids home to protest school closure
- Hispanics ace Spanish tests
- Self Help Network asks for assistance
- Most doctors agree breathing regularly is good for you
- Fewer blows to the head would reduce brain damage
- Mayor to homeless: Go Home
- Dead man found in graveyard
- Police can’t stop gambling
Wha- HUH? What a strange world we live in.
“Always expect the worst. That way you can never be disappointed.” - John FlanaganKansas State running low on healthy tight ends as injuries, COVID-19 ravage position
I just sat and blinked at this headline for a while. Ravaged tight ends, you say...
i. hear. a. sound.Well, I've been doing a lot of squats lately.
Gimme a call, Kansas State.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.Volodin about future of Russia: after Putin there will be Putin. (Yep, and then Putin, and Putin again, and more Putin.)
It’s Putins all the way down.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableWent to morgue and even identified the body: family buried a woman and later found her alive.
In general, TSN really loves various trash, they are worse than "news" from crappy ad banners.
Edited by tehSmile on Sep 14th 2021 at 9:14:00 PM
(Crosspost from something I did on Yack Fest)
It's too late for that.
Edited by electricbean on Oct 3rd 2021 at 5:42:42 AM
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"-Spongebob
Cheese slices can be dusted for fingerprints, police discover
Is there anything cheese CAN’T do??
i. hear. a. sound.