WTF news headlines.

Chinese park turns abandoned buses into Hello Kitty, Mickey Mouse hotels.

That is a thing that is happening.

If you're white, the most you need to worry about is a confused teller and a quick Wikipedia search.

If you're not white, avoid them like the plague.

That and its Texas - threats and gun violence are how the police over there handle absolutely everything.

University equality lectures bans straight, white men.

All people should be equal. Some people should be more equal than others.

China Ferrari sex orgy death crash◊

Yep. I've got no words.

I'd be surprised if there wasn't actually a porno named that.

Day-care worker who raped toddlers on video actually a ‘charming young lady,’ lawyer says

That'd be an epic name for a metal band...

Inmates Riot Over Mashed Potaoes

All things considered, it's not the worst hill to die on.

Nottinghamshire police to count wolf-whistling in street as a hate crime.

Another solid blow dealt to THE PATRIARCHY. Fight on, sisters!

edited 14th Jul '16 1:36:24 PM by Eagal

Is everything you post going to be Political Correctness Gone Mad complaints? Not saying that isn't a thing that exists - I've been on Tumblr for several years, so I've seen how far it can go at its worst - but I'm sure there are better threads to rant about this stuff than here.

That said, most of the articles you post are legitimately WTF-worthy (this one included), but it seems like you're more interested in making statements than anything else. Also I was going to go on to talk about the difference between legitimate compliments and street harassment, but somehow I doubt that would be appreciated.

edited 14th Jul '16 5:51:51 PM by SapphireBlue

ASU researcher controls multiple drones with his mind.

"UFO Commander, we are the future! We're gonna take you to the future!"

Holy crap.

So you would consider "Woman who raped four children is actually very nice" a case of Political Correctness Gone Mad? :hmm

Certainly it's idiotic, but politically correct? I wouldn't say so. :hmm

edited 14th Jul '16 9:19:50 PM by Eagal

Please don't start an argument over this, it's meant to be fun!

Forgot about that one. You're right, that one was just messed up.

Wasn't planning to start an argument, but yes, I agree.

edited 15th Jul '16 9:35:49 AM by SapphireBlue

Indian rape survivor gang-raped again by same men

Stop being terrible, India.

School calls cops after kid's comment about brownies is deemed racist.

EDIT: It seems we were all fooled. Snopes sez nope.

edited 26th Jul '16 6:36:36 PM by Eagal

Some good news comes out of that headline, as the hastily-formed arrangement between the school in question and the police department insisting that the school must contact the police over any f*cking thing that happens has since been revoked and clarified.

The brownies incident isn't the first time the police have had to send officers to that school since demanding to be notified of any conflicts happening on its grounds. Just the funniest.

edited 25th Jul '16 10:16:00 AM by TobiasDrake

Even so. But enough about current events. Let's talk about the future!

Scientists think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future.

To think, Snowpiercer was right about something.

Woman claims toy sexually assaulted her

'"It peed on me, basically," [she] said.'

Bill O'Reilly: "Slaves that built the White House were 'well-fed'."

My faith in humanity decreases by the day.

Artist launches Reparations website and 'social experiment' on white privilege.

There aren't enough s in the universe.

Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery

Well, that's one way to do it.

edited 6th Aug '16 7:51:51 PM by Eagal

Manatee mating ball stops traffic on Courtney Campbell Causeway

Okay, admittedly if I saw a manatee mating ball I'd stop too.

Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

It's almost as if someone took parts from four different headlines and fused them together.

edited 16th Aug '16 6:04:44 PM by Nintendork64