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Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
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Bleddyn Since: Feb, 2014
#552: Jan 30th 2016 at 1:02:51 AM

[up]....Okay I will admit the comments were pretty funny. How the article/blog? writer didn't realize they were obviously joking was beyond me though.

Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
This is a title.
#553: Jan 30th 2016 at 1:04:19 AM

There's a fine line betwixt insanity and parody. Not everyone has a sharp enough eye to tell one from the other.

edited 30th Jan '16 1:04:58 AM by Eagal

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
This is a title.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#555: Feb 3rd 2016 at 10:40:24 PM

"Resting bitch face" is real, scientists say.

There has got to be a better technical term for this.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
RicaCriscia The No Mouth Nocturnal from Monroe, Michigan Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
The No Mouth Nocturnal
#556: Feb 4th 2016 at 6:00:57 AM

An abandoned Chinese village swallowed by vines would look like a good place for foraging.

"War has nothing to do with humanity. War is something inhuman." - Zlata Filipovich
TheOneWhoTropes Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty from Newton-le-willows, quaint town Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
#557: Feb 14th 2016 at 12:37:55 PM

[up]Make sure you take your Infinity +1 Sword and plenty of Healing Potions.

edited 14th Feb '16 12:38:12 PM by TheOneWhoTropes

Keeper of The Celestial Flame
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#558: Feb 14th 2016 at 12:46:31 PM

2 overdue library books returned after 33 years.

It's a pity they weren't charged late fees, because I'd love to know how much those would be...

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#560: Feb 18th 2016 at 10:38:37 AM

Calgary Zoo blames death of otter on "unauthorized" pair of pants.

"Enrichment" items, my butt.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#561: Feb 18th 2016 at 12:52:11 PM

sad That poor otter.

I'm unclear as to the purpose of the pants. Did the zookeeper dress the otter in pants to make it identifiable?

My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#563: Feb 26th 2016 at 8:39:38 AM

E-cigarette explodes like a firework in man's pants.

Are you sure that's not an euphemism? Really sure?

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
SapphireBlue from California Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#565: Feb 26th 2016 at 7:36:09 PM

Story of the year.

i. hear. a. sound.
RicaCriscia The No Mouth Nocturnal from Monroe, Michigan Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
The No Mouth Nocturnal
#566: Feb 28th 2016 at 10:40:45 PM

Dr. Seuss "Hats Off" Exhibition Makes Beverly Hills Stop on North American Tour

Does Theodor Seuss Geisel look so creepy in that top-hat of feathers, or is it just me?

"War has nothing to do with humanity. War is something inhuman." - Zlata Filipovich
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#567: Mar 11th 2016 at 12:26:48 PM

Rogue hen goes on wild joyride across central Maine.

Remember, to catch a chicken, you must channel the spirit of a Canadian lynx. It's the only way. [lol]

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#568: Mar 11th 2016 at 11:08:07 PM

That hen is giving off a look that, well, I can sum it up thusly;

You may think you captured me, that you can tame me, but none can tame this fowl fiend! I will escape again and none can stop me next time! I will take that car on a joy ride throughout the countryside, and then I will have revenge for my many fallen compatriots. Stop me if you can, Officer Chase!

Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#570: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:15:24 PM

It must be tough in Texas when the only buyer for your truck is a group of Jihadists.

Usually, to sell a truck to such a dangerous group of people in Texas, you'd have to involve some moonshine first.

Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#572: Mar 25th 2016 at 11:14:24 AM

To the surprise of no one.

i. hear. a. sound.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#573: Mar 25th 2016 at 1:41:17 PM

Snoop Dogg launches nature show, fulfilling fans' dreams.

These fans need new dreams.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
MoreFace Is something the matter? from Somewhere Millions of Miles Away Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Is something the matter?
#574: Mar 28th 2016 at 11:11:11 AM

Factory Orders Dip

Were their orders decreasing, or did they order 4 tons of French Onion Dip?

What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#575: Mar 28th 2016 at 11:40:12 AM

Can't you provide a link?

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)

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