Happiness is a cup of tea
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I am sorry for that.
This is a title.
Man receives sex act while blacked out, gets accused of sexual assault
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Left behind by 6-year-old, Hobbes the stuffed tiger has airport adventure.
No, this isn't a story arc from Calvin and Hobbes (although I'll bet you ten to one the parents of this kid have read the strip). Watterson, your legacy endures.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
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Neighbor leaves note telling Baltimore woman her yard is "relentlessly gay".
Love Ohana! There, now this forum post is relentlessly gay too. 
edited 18th Jun '15 7:52:47 PM by TotemicHero
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NOT THE BEES
I think the best part is that she started a fundraiser to make her yard even more relentlessly gay.
IMO, she should have perpetual rainbow lightshows on her property that depict the word FABULOUS.
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Brightness
But didn't God make the rainbow as a pact to not flood the world again? Silly "Christians", go read the Bible.
edited 20th Jun '15 9:32:13 AM by TheAirman
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Hot, naked man entered Wal-Mart, doused himself in milk.
..............yeah.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
That is a man who lost a bet big time.
i. hear. a. sound.
So, who's got a camera?
Gang Member Dies From Trying to Gold Plate His Penis
I sincerely hope this is real because it's one of the most amazingly funny things I've ever read. Please let this be real.
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
Collector Of Fine Oddities
So, who's got a camera?
Noooooooooooooooooooo. My hopes and dreams are crushed. It's still one of the most hilarious things I've read though.
And wow, Snopes got on that fast.
Collector Of Fine Oddities
Some inane part of me thinks the subject in question would probably be doable with sufficient quantities of gold leaf though.
Damn, I should patent that if it hasn't been done already.
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Man disrobed, cut off cat's head "because it's evil and nosey".
Kids, this is why you don't do drugs. 
Poor cat.
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Man robs bank with sex toy, prompts bomb squad response.
Gives new meaning to the term "sex bomb", doesn't it?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
This gives a new meaning to a bombshell in bed.
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doot
Flipping through old science magazines, I find a news story titled "Inside exotic dead star is a pile of waffles".
I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo.
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Harvard grad will pay $10k to help him find a girlfriend.
I predict an awkward first date.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Char!
Giant human-piloted fighting robots to face off in battle after Japanese firm accepts US challenge.
The future is now.
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
Holy shit. That is the most awesome news I've heard since... Oh wait, Gay marriage. Dang itt, gay marriage, stop ruining my comparisons!
But seriously, that's really cool. Just as long as nobody actually gets hurt.
edited 6th Jul '15 9:47:17 PM by Nintendork64
GUNDAM FIGHT! READY...GO!!
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i. hear. a. sound.
I'm guessing it's exactly what it sounds like, so... >_>