WTF Fanfiction

Fandom: iCarly "It is socko! Socko is the copo with a big cocko!"

Hetalia

Japan: No, America! Suicide is not the way!

America: That's pretty rich coming from you.

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII

"Tifa got very wet, because when Aerithd was alive, they used to aproach theur vaginas and grind then in each other. It's not gay she said when red Xiiii saw, so he joined the fray, but that is a history for another day."

Fandom: Avengers

"Meanwhile, Black Widow was showing Living Laser and Loki around the place.

'And here we have a most wondrous specimen of an Allosaurus fragilis fighting against the devil evil Barosaurus lentus. They lived all the way back in time to the Kimmeridgian stage of the Jurassic period, when the world was dominated by Ginkgoaceae and the lustful lustral oceans were full of thalattosuchian crocodiles of large salt glands and totalitarian jaws of osteoporosis.'

'Is it true that they involved into the bird?' asked Living Laser wisy.

'No, birds are a specific branch of the coelurosaur clade, allosaurs and sauropods diverged millions of years beforehand because of madness wishes' explained Black Widow with much wisdom in her teratoma infested ovaries.”

Fandom: The Lion King

“Yes, the old lion queen was not very happy. Now that Nala and Kiara ruled the savanna she was just the old gradma monarch with poopies in her corny arses, the powerless old lioness that got blamed for everything that went wrong. When the dry season lasts more than it should and everything dies, who gets the blame? Sarabi. When hyenas invade, who lets them go? Sarabi. She was always the mistrusted, the mistreated, the anally sexualised, and she couldn’t stand it anymore! She would have her revenge, she would kill EVERYONE!!!”

Fandom: Avengers/Oliver & Co.

“But the mass hordes began to accumulate, and to make matters more the bad the wax figurines came to live! The Teddy Roosevelt statue was walking right towards them, his one inch cock ejaculating noxious gases like mammoth satan colons, while Pocahontas (AN: I’m going by the Night At The Museum movie, I don’t know who the indian girl is) grabbed her bow and arrows and began to fire severed byzantine severed cocks filled with chili at them!”

while Pocahontas (AN: I’m going by the Night At The Museum movie, I don’t know who the indian girl is)

Fandom: Guardians Of The Galaxy

“‘Oh Rocket, why don’t you let me orally sexualise you?’ moaned Gamora evilly and sluttily.

'WTF!? AREN’T YOU WITH QUILL!?'

'I was, but then I got bored because he is anal fetishit of unanity calibre, plus I am female character in Marvel movie so I must be slut.'

'Fuck off!'”

Fandom: Touhou

NINETY-SEVEN BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! NINETY-SEVEN BOTTLES OF BEEEEER!" Marisa continued to holler out. "TAKE ONE DOWN…ENCOURAGE IT TO BREED, TWO-HUNDRED FIFTY-EIGHT BOTTLES OF-"

Fandom: Mario

Her eyes focused, and she quickly took several breaths, willing herself to regain the ability to speak. “No… please, don’t. This size… this size is perfect. Please, please, fuck me like this… fuck me hard. Please!” Bowser sucked his tongue. “As far as I can tell, it’s barely fitting inside you… moving it against that sorta’ friction… your body won’t stand for it.” She shook her head wildly, and lifted her arms, joining her hands together in front of her chest in a gesture of supplication. “I know! I’m begging you, don’t make it any smaller – fuck me like this. Fuck me hard! Fuck me brutally! BREAK ME! Break my body with your huge cock! I want itttt…” The sentence trickled off as the last of her air whistled from her mouth. She had to make a conscious effort to draw in more.

Shrek sit in chair. "Excuse, please! waiter drink for me" waiter nods but trips on shrek's shoe. "I AM SUE!" waiter shouts, angry! Whaaaaaat?! Drinks that were carried spill EVERYWHERW! Waters fills store. Everyone die! Except shrek! Shrek cries, filling store further. He walks all over dead friends. Travesty The police come to store. "shrek!" they shout. They try to kill him with fire but alas this live him. Shrek eat fire. RAAAAAARTGH! He burp fire and kill police. He crie more Years that is now Shrek is an old Shrek now. He is 2940 year old and is lonely. No one love him. He starts to do therapy. "hello mr. Ogre sir my name is Barry bee" said the sexy therapist. Shrek gasp! He had never seen someone sexy before. His wee get hard "uh sir you have a banana in your pocket" barry says. Shrek says "oh yes this is in fact a banana" they share the banana over toast and the New York Times "so tell me your problem sir shrek" barry says he spits a little banana on shrek because he was chewing with his mouth open (do not try this kids) but shrek don't mind he likes pre-chewed banaajnaha "I kill dead eople" shrek whisper. Barry gasp! Barry say my wife died year ago. He looks into distance So you are single? Shrek is very hap! Shrek say, that couch look comf. Barry agrees, yes comf. Do you wish to try! Shrek nod in an ogre way and sit on coch. Barry sexy walks oveer and sits as well. He does the yawn nad puts arm around shrek. Shrek blushes! Shrek says have you ever been with a man before. Barry says no. shrek says have you ever been with an ogre before. Barry says yes exclusively ogre Shrek says are you nervous. Barry shoves tape on his mouth and buries his body behind his practice. Shrek lay there for many day he die. Barry is a killer! Barry also was the waiter! Barry's wife was all the police! He was getting back at shrek! But before shrek die they do 1 sex and then die. Barry gets pregnant and has to raise the kids with his secrtetary Belinda wh ois a cockroasch. They fall in love and get married but belinda is arrested for insurance fraud and the babies hate their dad. He jumps off a bridge in portland orgon and dies a sad life THE END