Not sure. They seem to have disabled the option at some point.
How fleeting...
Bat-Rape-Ointment! Available wherever comic books and general pharmaceuticals are sold!
I don’t even know anymore.
NOT THE BEES
Right click and view page source, then ctrl-f search for relevant snippet.
Also screw ffnet for that.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"Oh well," said Twilight, "It was a good plan while it lasted! Doctor, if you would be so kind there's a nice shady tree over there you could deflower me under..."
edited 10th Feb '14 12:55:59 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Fandom: Supernatural
“Castiel sighed and began to walk off when suddenly he was overcome by a mysterious blackness.
It was over 70,000 bees!”
My God.
How bee-zarre!
NOT THE BEES
WHAT'S THIS?!
...Ew.
There's another one that's probably from the same fic, and it's even worse.
edited 9th Feb '14 9:52:01 AM by SapphireBlue
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I like how there's a specific need to mention the length of N's tongue. Who cares?
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
I would've thought Reshiram to be female and Zekrom to be male, but apparently this author knows them better than I do.
How fleeting...
"The only things that go through Merlin’s head are ‘Arthur’s a whale, could we still have sex?’ and then, when he realises he’s a pot of petunias, ‘oh shit, not again.’"
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
edited 10th Feb '14 8:10:50 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.
No longer a forum herald
(pops out of lurking to note that's a Hitchhiker's reference)
(returns to lurking)
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
NOT THE BEES
Terrible porn has a lot of needless measurement. Generally the sort that actively makes it less plausible.
Wants Captain N for SSBU
Okay, don't laugh, but, I can write terrible (erotic) fanfic with just 450 characters. In fact, I've written around 90 of them at the time of writing this, all being pretty much complete fanfics in their own right.
I don't know if I should link to it, though.
Signatures are for lamers.
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Oh yes please! -goes back to lurkin'-
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Wants Captain N for SSBU
Well, if you insist, but be warned that with some, your childhood will be ruined.
By the way, some wonderful highlights for you to prepare. These aren't the best I've made, but they're a close indication of what to expect.
"Ditto!" Ditto said to Ditto who transformed into Ditto while licking Ditto's Ditto. Ditto then replied with, "Ditto!" as Ditto climaxed.
"Yeah baby," the Chiquita Lady says, "stick that cigarette between my lips." "Yeah, bitch," the Marlboro Man says. "Take that banana." They went faster, the room heating up as Ronald Mc Donald and the Burger King were DP'ing Wendy. "I'm getting thirsty," she said. All of a sudden, a loud crash was heard, and a wall tore down. "OH YEAH!"
Pebbles already settled herself on the bed when Bamm-Bamm started ramming his fleshclub inside her sabertooth tiger. "BAMM, BAMM," he yelled with every penetration.
As Shaundi, Fun Shaundi, Future Shaundi from before they saved Christmas, Future Shaundi from after they saved Christmas and raptor queen Shaundi were all having sex with each other, '50s Shaundi and Director of Secret Service Shaundi entered the room. They liked what they saw, and so undressed and joined the Shaundi orgy. Kinzie then programmed in a fuckton more Shaundi variants at Shaundi's request.
The witch came out of her candy house, hands at her side, and a disapproving look. "Hey boy," she said to Hansel, who was busy with Gretel. "Stop eating your sister's pussy and start eating my house."
Okay, some hack is trying to write some erotic fan-fiction about me, Deadpool! Well, I can write a better one, so here it goes! The very dashing Deadpool goes around the world and then makes sweet love with every hot chick in existence. The end!
Actually, those are the some of the ones I actually felt comfortable posting. The rest... not so much.
edited 12th Feb '14 12:37:59 PM by GaryCXJk
Signatures are for lamers.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
brb, writing a story about Deadpool writing an erotic fanfiction about himself, because that isn't childhood-ruining, that's hilarious.
Wants Captain N for SSBU
Oh yeah, the Deadpool one wasn't really supposed to be ruining.
The two I've written involving Vanellope though...
Signatures are for lamers.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I'm calling the police.
Wants Captain N for SSBU
I don't think Sting is going to help you much.
Hmmm... Sting...
Signatures are for lamers.
Face me now, Bitch!
More, please. 
"Spike went into the kitchen, after 10 minutes he emerged from the kitchen with a plate of hotcakes and a bowl of gems, he set the Hotcakes in front of her then sat across from her with his gems. About halfway through their meal Applejack burst through the door.
Twilight asks ‘Hey AJ, what’s up?’
Applejack yells ‘DUCK!’ She tackles the 2 to the floor.
Twilight asks ‘What has gotten into yo-‘
She was interrupted by a series of gun fire, all the windows were shattered. Some of the walls damaged, Spike was hit in the side. The firing stopped and somepony yelled ‘FLIM AND FLAM MOTHAFUCKA’ and they toke off.”
Traveling drive-by shooters nonpareil!
How fleeting...
“‘I am Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang,and this is my partner Banana-rama-dama-ding-dong. We are interested in buying this house.’ Shawn lied.”
Nice names. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
“‘Elmo, why did you do that?! What if I get pregnant and Luís finds out? I hope humans can’t get pregnant from monster sperm.’
'Maria was very mean to Elmo, and that wasn’t nice. Because of that Elmo treated Maria like a whore.'”
That was probably the least cringe-worthy Sesame Street entry I've seen on WTFFF
“‘wait before we eat i need to say a prayer to the 420 god’ hagakure said. he got up and turnded the lights off. 'DEAR 420 GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS RED-EYE CAUSING MEAL THAT YOU HAVE PROVIDED FOR US. 420 SMOKE WEED. BLESS ME WITH THE WONDERFUL POWER OF KUSH. ONLY WITH THE POWER OF MARY JANE MAY I SURVIVE THIS SCHOOL LIFE THAT NICKI MINAJ HATH BESTOWED UPON ME… LOL OKAY I’M DONE WITH MY PRAYER TO THE 420 GOD U CAN TURN THE LIGHTS ON.'”
AMEN.
"welcome welcome to the hunger games im nicki minaj i mean effie trinket. basically u kill each other for my sexual pleasure and the winner gets to eat with me at cracker barrel."
The Nicki Minaj one was amusing.
I submitted something several days ago. It was from a particularly cringeworthy fic on AO 3 that involved a JRPG mascot critter giving oral to the game's leading lady.
Doesn't seem to have been accepted, though. Either that, or they haven't gotten to it.
edited 16th Feb '14 2:05:53 PM by SapphireBlue
How do you copy off of ff.net again?
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."