Eclipse the Moon
Fandom: King of the Hill/Death Note Crossover
Fandom: Merlin
Man I love me some pre-fuck honey!
Fandom: Harry Potter, Twilight, Sonic, Zelda, X-Men
edited 28th Dec '11 11:20:02 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
|like a boss|
Like.....bumblebees?
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Dead? You thought wrong
That author has a strange mind.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
I'm glasses.
That may be the best simile-gone-wrong I've ever heard.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Dead? You thought wrong
Same here.
I posted that quote in Fetishes and everyone was like "What."
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Eclipse the Moon
“Ezio was so fucking horny. He needed a motherfucking good fucking bitch fucking.”
Abusing the Cluster F-Bomb sometime leads to unintentional hilarity.
“Demoman had gotten so drunk that he had grown and extra penis. So he was raping Heavy in the buttz while molesting him in teh mouth at teh same timez.”
GET DRUNK, GROW EXTRA DICK /Advice Demo
“Superman got shocked! What he is gonna do? He don’t understands hard sciences, he only knows how to fly”
Oh god, this one ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
“The boy was tighter than the drawstrings of Scrooge’s purse at Christmas time.”
ah._.walkaway.jpg
EDIT: Found more Gems
“Alright, you two better keep it down,” Squidward opened the door. “before I call the co-HOLY SWEET NEPTUNE!” He could hardly believe the sight in front of him, Sandy was nude except for the helmet and her strap-on vibrator that was inside the rectum of Spongebob’s completely naked body.”
... -Cries-
"Pinkie Pie was laughing too hard. Surely she was in leauge with the cops"
SURELY O~
“The ant’s body arced against him, small cries blurting from his throat. Oh god! Not here! The bolts of feeling were shooting through his stomach faster now. His legs jerked without aim, arms still immobile at his sides. His teeth clenched and his breathing was shaky and uneven. Not there! ‘Hopper!’ the cry burst from him shrilly. ‘Oh! Hopper! Ah! Ah…’”
OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AND HOLY!
edited 29th Dec '11 1:45:55 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
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That fucking Assassins Creed one made me fucking laugh so fucking hard.
Eclipse the Moon
I fucking know brah. It really does make one fucking laugh so fucking hard because it's so fucking stupid, eh bro?
I'm having to learn to pay the price
That One Guy
I'm still trying to understand what possessed someone to make Hank Hill be Kira.
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Eclipse the Moon
I'm gonna submit one.
I know it's cheating... as this is a Hans Von Hozel fanfic... but Russia Day
is too good to pass up.
Edit: how do i submit fanfic?
edited 29th Dec '11 12:52:19 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
"Now you're thinking with vaginas"
I found one on WTF Fanfiction, a Harry Potter lemon, Hermione/Ron. It was one of those ones where an absurd amount of bodily fluids were involved. Why does it seem like a lot of this badfic is written by people with vivid sexual imaginations disproportionate to the amount of sex ed? that they've taken?
Similarly, through "fyeahbadfanfiction", I found a quote from an Inuyasha fic, where cum had reached a character's womb. Something is seriously wrong there.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
|like a boss|
That second thing is actually a pretty common misconception for reasons I've never really been clear on.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
That One Guy
If that was possible, that'd probably be very painful.
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*hrrrrrk*
“My cock seemed to grow a face just then and beg me for some attention.”
...
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am...
NOT THE BEES
I dunno, but I kind of want to read it.
EDIT: Found it if anyone's curious. It's about exactly what you'd expect.
edited 29th Dec '11 10:58:26 PM by Pykrete
TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator
Hank Hill: He sells Death Notes and Death Note accessories.
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
OMG NO NOSECONES
I'm still wondering why I'm here in this thread, as the insanity consumes my gray matter. Munch munch munch, the neurons are torn apart from their connections, and rational thought winks out like stars on a cloudy night-sky, munch munch munch.
And then my lips curl back in a crazed half-smile and my throat begins to growl with a low chortling sound, ans the insanity consumes my body.
I quickly hit F5 for another bout of insanity, for it tastes good as it devours me.
(meta, am I doing it rite?)
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
NOT THE BEES
I believe the first joke was "I'll take this propane...AND SELL IT!"
This is a mix between Squick and Nightmare Fuel.
- “Saiyajin balls should reek, Kakarotto. They should give a rich stink of glorious and untamed power.”
- “His icecream flew out of his bottle head and proceeded to fill up her insides gloriously.”
Face Time
@Pipping Fool: Oh lord, that Demoman one.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Perpetual Noob
That One Guy
So does Pinkie Pie taste just like raisins in that fic?
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“I then warted for him to adjust to my size”
Weird mental image.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.