Glad we're on the same boat at least.

Defense ~ Prosecution - Pancake Piledriver

-Maya jumps up, waving at the detective- Hey! Gumshoe! Don't worry, they're with me! I think!

Huh? Oh... -his intimidating demeanor drops instantly-

I guess you guys must be on the up and up then... uh, sorry, but that doesn't really change anything. The prosecution's still interviewing the suspect for clues... but they oughta be done soon, huh?

-Gumshoe looks over at Jasper w/ the gun-

Ah, here's one now!

...Say, what's that...?

-his eyes shoot open, and he's rushing over to her in a flash-

Hey— That must be the murder weapon! Where'd you find that?!

Morgue

Juost oune-a meenuote-a, pleese-a!

-a man bursts out of the back door into the waiting area-

-he is short, and in possession of-

-some magnificient facial hair-◊

Hellu! I im zee-a Svedeesh Curuner! Vhet cuon I du fur yuou feene-a fulks tudey?

Pancake Piledriver

Hm~? Are we sure~?

-STEEEEEPS on over there-

Morgue

.....

-Oh, jesus.-

-A Uranian.-

-He puts a hand on Kosuke and walks past him-

...Hang on, I got this. I'm trained for this.....

-He cleared his throat and thumped his chest. His knowledge of the Uranian dialect was rusty, but he's confident he can pull this off....-

....WWWEEEE URRRR LOOKEENG-A FURR.....A DEEED BUD-EEEE....E MURRDURRR....VIK-TEEYIM. UNDUREE...."KURRRRRRLUMAN?"

edited 28th Sep '17 2:05:41 PM by MacDuffy

Pancake Piledriver - Prosecution: Sagi

"The weapon? Well...we can't be sure yet, right? Shouldn't we test it or something?"

Morgue - Defense: Dr. Robotnik

"Yes, we're here about a recent murder victim a...Karloman, I believe. I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik, genius scientist and head of the defense team for the suspect."

edited 28th Sep '17 2:07:06 PM by Randomman5

"WHOA, whoa,, whoa, easy on the prosecutionisim! Aren't we in America? Right to bear arms!"

Goddammit what else they fi]Fucking—

Pancake Piledriver

It's gotta be! It was found at the scene of the crime!

-looks quite pleased with this deduction-

-feel free to Free Interact, prosecution and defense teams :o-

Morgue

-Kosuke- Eh? I'm surry? I cuonnut understuond yuour iccent, yuou speek Svedeesh fery fuonny!

-Robotnik- Yuou ire-a a rubut Nick? Ihhh... speek sluoer, pleese-a!

-his eyes light up with understanding when Zeke speaks- Ouh! Zee-a muorder fictim! Yes, yes, let us gu und seerch fur zees budy... I im suore-a it is in zee-a beck ruom, pleese-a fulluo me-a! Bork Bork Bork!

-the Swedish Coroner hurries to the back freezer-

YIIIISAAA, THANKEE YUUUU.

...Bork me, what a sailor mouth....

-He raises his eyebrows at his fellow teammates, and follows the Swedish Coroner-

-Spider-Man swings his way over to the morgue, a little thrown by how un-morguelike it seems, catching onto the wall-

Where exactly did you find it? The investigators must not be very good at sleuthing if we were the ones to get it...

-allen taps his feet, wondering if the prosecutor team is gonna huddle up and he's gonna have to resort to eavesdropping with the whole no sharing information stuff-

I've done my fair share of sales work for Glitzkreig on Uranus. You gotta pick up the lingo if you want to get anywhere with those weirdoes....

edited 28th Sep '17 4:00:24 PM by MacDuffy

That was Uranusian?! ...Ur... Uranuseen... Ur...

-he appears to be stopped up by how strange that word sounds-

...What kind of business is on Uranus anyway?? Isn't that the gas planet??

Oh, they learned how to inhabit those centuries ago.

As for business, well, their most popular exports are.....ah...er-..

-He clears his throat awkwardly-

...Y'know....."Debaucherous Materials."

...Dangerous materials... Do you mean you guys are...?!

edited 28th Sep '17 4:58:47 PM by Rivux

...Wh- no, Debaucherous.

Y'know............hardcore party stuff? Private indulgences? The holomags under dad's bed? That sort of thing?....

...AH! I misheard you...

Maaaan! You made me think you guys were shadier considering you got a nuke wand! Well... I guess dirtier's more correct...

Hey, listen, a lot of the drugs are very useful components in making medicine!

We don't trade the street shit, either. That stuff mutates people.

edited 28th Sep '17 5:41:33 PM by MacDuffy

"B-but- that makes no sense!"

Defense - Pancakes

Er... hang on, hang on. Uh... I'm not sure if this is applicable or not outside of TV, but... aren't you supposed to not touch the murder weapons? Unless you've got gloves or something?

Prosecution - Pancake

"That doesn't mean anything though."

   "Yeah, Sagi has a sword and that sword is at the scene of the crime. Does that make him the murderer?"   

"Marno!"

Defense - Morgue

"Hm, did you mention 'mutations?' My interest is piqued..."

Liman is following the group at a brisk pace, walking alongside Ivo while leaning in on the conversation and listening in, her ears twitching as she looks at them.

"...?"

-Is wearing black gloves-

I discovered it in a trash can. What should we do with it- oh, and please don't touch it with your bare hands.

Pancake Piledriver

The garbage, huh...? -gets a plastic bag out of his pocket, carefully placing it in there-

Huh. I could'a sworn we had someone looking in there.

-Sagi and Marno- Actually, there's an easy way to check if it was the murder weapon. You ever hear of, uh, 'ballistic markings?'

-Maya has moved to looking around the murder scene, in the alleyway-

Morgue

-The Swedish Coroner leads them to the freezer room-

-it looks a bit more morgue-y here - the air is chilly, and everything is very clinical and stainless-steel-

Kerlumuon, Kerlumuon, Kerlumuon... ihh, zeet puor gurl! In Svedee-a, ve-a du nut ibeede-a by zee-a muorder ouff innucent cheeldree-a... I hupe-a yuou cuon puot zee-a keeller beheend bers fur guod!

-The Swedish Coroner starts counting off cabinets, before finding the one he was looking for-

Ih... yes, zees is zee-a oune-a!

-he hesitates, looking back at the defense teamsters-

Ere-a yuou suore-a yuou ill hefe-a zee-a stumech fur zees...? Pleese-a, luok ivey iff yuou dun't! Bork Bork Bork!