Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
House would probably win in the verbal argument. Followed by Stark "accidentially" landing in his Motorcycle in an Iron Man Suit.
"You can reply to this Message!"
Actual Wrestling Legend
Stark would cave House's head in with his his attache case, and we would be spared another episode of that insipid show.
I'm a skeptical squirrel
House would try to Hannibal Lecture tony into admitting he is a super hero for the fame and the booze and not out of true altruism. Then the whole thing would slide into a lot more boredom.
Though I guess House would have discovered the palladium poisoning and that Tony knew it hmnn.
edited 6th Nov '11 2:33:34 PM by nabaduco
They would have a snark off and then become drinking buddies.
Never trust anyone who uses "degenerate" as an insult.
Actual Wrestling Legend
in b4 slash.
I'm a skeptical squirrel
Pretty sure it's aliens
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Well now what do I do with all these deviantart links...
Never Trust
The resulting snark would rip a hole in the time-space continuum and the universe would end.
Trump delenda est
The universe would implode from the force of concentrated dickishness?
Apparition in the Woods
A massive improvement in the show's script-writing?
That, or enough concentrated depressants and sarcasm to turn anyone watching the broadcast into Lou Reed.
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
Joining the Team.doc
What if Gregory House met Eddard Stark?
edited 7th Nov '11 6:07:30 PM by Dragonzordasaurus
Teens dress as Batman to catch pedophiles; cops not impressed
I need a drink
You know, I think House would be quite at home in the Marvel Universe. I can imagine quite a few good stories would come out of the life of a doctor who caters to mutants, aliens, post-humanists, vigilantes and magical beings.
Theres sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime and at least the trains all run on time but they dont go anywhere.
House would probably love it. He's always looking for a challenge above all else.
Never Trust
And now let's speculate on House as a super character. What powers would he have.
Trump delenda est
I'm glasses.
None. If House were in a super universe, I'd want him to be a Badass Normal doctor who works for supers, but not an actual super himself.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Occasionally Smart
Except for super snark powers, of course.
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
hmm forget about House vs Stark....what about.... House vs Holmes. Both of em.
edited 8th Nov '11 11:04:45 AM by 3of4
"You can reply to this Message!"
Occasionally Smart
Wow. I'm speechless at the awesome.
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
94. Grandmaster of Shark
Honestly, I doubt it would be that interesting. House needs people actually lying to themselves so he has something to expose, but Tony Stark is a man who pretty much wears his heart on his sleeves, movie!Tony even more so. If anyone would carve in anyone's skull it would be House, because not only is Tony probably extremely annoying for him, his is also completely genuine character.
Homes and House would be more interesting, because while they both have the same passion - solving puzzles - Holmes isn't remotely as misanthropic. Quite the opposite actually, he has more of an anthropological interest in humanity and thus wants to observer them, while House merely wants to prove he is right.
edited 9th Nov '11 8:02:49 AM by eX
I want to see House and Hercule Poirot. I want to see House drive the little Belgium insane.
edited 9th Nov '11 9:03:31 AM by Mullon
Never trust anyone who uses "degenerate" as an insult.
SYMBOLISM!!!!
This Belgian troper would like to see the battle too! May the worst man lose! 
What if House from House MD met Tony Stark (robert dwney jr film version)?. Perhapss Gregory being Tony's doctor
They are very similar and awesome. What do you think it would happen? . What would they say? Who would win at being a jerk?
I ask this because I don't know what would happens but I know it would be awesome. What do you think it would happen?
Make your hearth shine through the darkest night; let it transform hate into kindness, evil into justice, and loneliness into love.