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oh my god ten thousand past versions of myself are inside of me
make it stop
make it stop
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Am I a weirdo?
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As long as I can be back shortly. I need to take notes at Attila's appointment with Dr. Freud.
This is supposed to be Anachronism Stew: The Forum Game.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Those goddamn Cro-Magnon Cossack philosophers! Why won't they stop crafting tools while rebelling and contemplating the universe at the same time?
War is God.
Tomas de Torquemada is the mastermind of The Holocaust... which is happening right now.
cannot into space
Currently Robert E Lee is fighting General Cornwallis for the rights to Canada.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated Abraham Lincoln in the kitchen at The Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, 8 December 1980.
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paradox delivery service
682 is out of containment... screw this, I'm gonna just go throw myself at it...
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
An estimated 16,000 to 40,000 people were guillotined, including King Louis XVI and Queen Marie Antoinette, at the conclusion of the Iranian Revolution.
DUMB
WHY IS EVERYBODY CHINESE
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Detective Extroadinaire
Hey, can someone deal with Richard Dawkins and Moses over there? Someone needs to break those two up.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Am I a weirdo?
Get Gandhi to do it. I did it last time.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
But Ghandi was just shot by Sirhan Sirhan.
I heard Ghandi was shot by Clement Atlee by mistake. Where you getting your news from?
Hey, why is Atlee presenting the original iPod?
cannot into space
I stopped Napoleon and Attila from fighting by setting them up with a game of Civ 5. The seem really good at it too.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
I think he's bored of Civ 5.
<points to projector displaying the new Windows 7, and Atila giving a presentation>
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Look at all those hippie protesters at the 1929 stock crash.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Look at all those peasant protesters at the 2008 stock market crash!
What's eatin' you, chief?
Man if you think that's bad, look over there: freakin' Louis XIV is having tea with Douglas MacArthur! I mean Jesus, did Louis have to wear that wig? Oh crap, now they're being attacked by Yanomamo warriors! When will it stop?
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War is God.
0_.
Oh no. HP Lovecraft and Steven Moffat are pitching plot ideas back and forth. This can only end in sheer, mind-breaking horror.
We need to counter this with comedy! Mel Brooks, get over here and chat with Douglas Adams!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Ivan the Terrible is requestion for someone to tell Stalin to stop stalking him. Of course this may risk your life doing this; the last person who tried to stop Ivan's fan was later found dead.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Am I a weirdo?
I'll see if Mr. T can do it. He still owes me a favor for the incident with William Wallace.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
cannot into space
Oh shoot. Chuck Norris just fulfilled his lifelong dream of beating up Pontius Pilate. Meanwhile, Richard Dawkins showed up and started throwing fruit at Jesus on the cross.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Detective Extroadinaire
Oh Dicky Dawkins, when will your shenanigans end!
Meanwhile, Siddharta Gautama is just sitting there with that crazy leg fold thing, being peaceful. I think that cop is telling him to quit loitering.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Inspired by The Wedding of River Song.
Does anyone want to come and see Napoleon Khan's tank parade in Babylon with me?