Two words: Disney songs.
Let's get down to business! To defeat! The Huns!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
Ooh, he already feels much manlier! Listening to a song from a children's movie! :D
I do believe that this belongs in the Yack Fest, not Forum Game.
For it is not a game.
It is, because Eventua is fictional.
...
Hang on, you thought I was talking about myself?! No way. Totally different people. People confuse us all the time.
edited 30th Oct '11 1:39:25 PM by Eventua
Very well.
Carry on.
Space Wizard
Preposterous amounts of testosterone: Preposterone!
Gah! So MANLY!
But having a BADASS ENERGY DRINK only provides TEMPORARY MANLINESS
There must be a more PERMENANT SOLUTION
someone
Do push-ups.
something
Unfortunately, Eventua is a wimp, and so collapses routinely...! How unhelpful, tsk!
*hrrrrrk*
A real man takes care of his family.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am...
I don't know.
Grow a beard.
Then have that beard grow its own beard.
And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
You do anything you want.
someone
80% of a man's job is being decisive. Or something like that.
something
Be a good person in life, always have honer, never hurt a woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
He lacks a family, what with only being 18! ... Somehow that means he lacks parents as well, how strange! o_O"
He must shave regularly for various reasons!
He has a firm moral code that prevents him going insane with delusions of doign whatever the heck he wants!
Wrestle a bear. If you survive. YOU. ARE. A. MAN.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Space Wizard
*Flicks through the Trope Co catalogue*
- Real Men Eat Meat
- Real Men Wear Pink
- A Man Is Not A Virgin
- A Real Man Is a Killer
- A Man Is Always Eager
- Manly Men Can Hunt
- Real Men Hate Sugar
- Men Don't Cry
Welp!
Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.
Even better, Wrestle a woman. If you know what i mean 
lol
Eat a subway that is 2 metres long!
Find the toughest, manliest manly man you can find. Kick his ass. You are now manlier than him.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
grow a Neck Bear.
One just might
Have him drive a real fire-truck.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
It may be working! :D
Keep it up!
For he is currently unsure of how to do this. He is already 'male', and he is in his late teens: soon he will be nineteen.
So then, how does he become a man?