WE HAVE TEH TANKS!
WE HAVE TEH BOLTERS!
WE HAVE TEH TERRIBLE VOICE ACTING!
The Inheritor
I stole your Betcher's Glands. Have fun trying to speak fluently "Sphess Mahreens."
Do not be so quick to make foolish offers, Daemon. Araghast too once thought I would be an asset to his cause. Look what has become of him.
pirate girl
And I'm no good on the combat front, and am therefore not a "spess mehreen"
I have a VERY limited experience of 40k. Limited as in one novel and a few of the memes. Fortunately for you, SPESS MEHREENS is one of the memes I have experienced.
The Inheritor
Welcome mon'keigh! I'm Eldrad, but most people just think I'm a dick.
Do not be so quick to make foolish offers, Daemon. Araghast too once thought I would be an asset to his cause. Look what has become of him.
The future of warfare in UC.
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You, sir, are a cad and liar.
It is the Emperor's Hammer who has the tanks.
Nous restons ici.
The Inheritor
Used to. By the way, I hope that you don't mind me selling your tanks.
The future of warfare in UC.
So it was you who stole the hundred Baneblades from Governor-General Stubbs!
Nous restons ici.
Space Wolves
FUCK DA INQUISITION!!!
The Inheritor
Don't be ridiculous. That wasn't me. You have no proof!
The future of warfare in UC.
You assume, xenos, that I require proof, when all I have to do is point at you and yell "HERETIC".
Nous restons ici.
The Inheritor
You can't call me a heretic! I'm wearing the Commissar's cap! If anything, YOU'RE the heretic, and a HAIRETIC at that.
OI, SHUT YER GODDAM MOUTHS YOO GITS. AINT NOBODEE ORKY ENUFF LIKE ME.
IF YOO AIN'T GREEN, GET OUT!
Rook
Weeaboo Space Communist reporting!
...did I come at a bad time?
<backs away from the Orkish ruffian slowly>
edited 13th Oct '11 4:55:45 PM by montagohalcyon
Only the sun has stopped.
This is so much fun.
WEEABOOS? FAIRIES? OOMIES?
AINT NOTHIN BUT ORKY HERE! SAY IT WIT ME NOW, BOYZ!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Wots that? Impossible... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
You called?
pirate girl
-fills the ork with its precious dakka-
That shut it up.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
DEATHWATCH, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! !
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
We have placed numerous strategic Beakies, and with them we can call down deadly Deep Strehks. The Codex Ahstartehs calls this Steel Reihn.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
IT'S DAH SPESS MAHREENS! GET 'EM, BOIZ!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
WE ARE TEH SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE TEH EMPERAH'S FUREH!