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Haldo Indecisive pumpkin from Never never land Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#26: Oct 10th 2011 at 5:56:14 PM

Fucking thin walls, that's why.

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annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
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#27: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:15:10 PM

Resist the temptation to stream shit. Resist the temptation to do anything besides sleep unless it is likely to tire you out.

Think about fun stuff while in bed! If you manage to lull yourself to sleep, great. If you're awake with psychological excitement, well, at least you tried.

Try reading, too. I try it a lot, and sometimes it works.

edited 10th Oct '11 6:15:51 PM by annebeeche

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#28: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:41:02 PM

Remember, think of fun stuff in bed, don't do fun stuff, it's counter-productive.

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annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
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#29: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:52:20 PM

Hey, reading is fun! It just also happens to be tiring, which is good.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#30: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:54:29 PM

Try staring into the brightest light you can find.

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SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
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#31: Oct 10th 2011 at 8:30:25 PM

Try 9 am and get back to me. OR TRY 3-4 days with no sleep!

2 am? Really? ...Nah, it's cool you're trying to sleep like some normal responsible non college or in their 20's person. Probably healthy even.

No.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#32: Oct 10th 2011 at 8:57:27 PM

I've done 24+ without sleep now.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#33: Oct 10th 2011 at 9:02:07 PM

high fives Joe Been there very recently. Not last night but very very recently.

No.
KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
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#34: Oct 10th 2011 at 10:58:20 PM

How can you do that? I fall asleep pretty damn quick if I'm running on less than 8 hours of sleep (which is constantly), and even coffee only serves to prolong the inevitable. Once that caffeine runs its course... you get the picture.

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SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
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#35: Oct 10th 2011 at 11:17:35 PM

Chronic insomniac. My record is 4 days.

Of course I slept 25 hours after that somehow, but I do best on 4-5 hours of sleep actually.

No.
BigDog2 Since: Sep, 2012
#36: Sep 7th 2012 at 8:02:39 AM

There are many fun things one can do in bed that are conducive to sleep. However... You may need to change your sheets afterwards...

X2X You'll never see it coming. from the Darkness Beyond Time Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
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#37: Sep 7th 2012 at 1:23:58 PM

I once stayed up for 51 hours straight.

Somehow, I have a feeling I have you beat. Somehow.

"Oh no, Sanji's Chronic Simprosis!" - Kou The Mad
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#38: Sep 7th 2012 at 1:25:52 PM

Somehow, I have a feeling I have you beat. Somehow.

Little did he know, that he was trapped in a world where only he does not sleep. He merely switches off his eyes every night.

... And so, X2 has actually been awake all his life.

Viktorious Since: Feb, 2012
#39: Sep 7th 2012 at 1:27:07 PM

51 hours awake? Why? evil grin

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X2X You'll never see it coming. from the Darkness Beyond Time Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
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#40: Sep 7th 2012 at 1:44:54 PM

... And so, X2 has actually been awake all his life.

Not impossible by any stretch of the imagination.

"Oh no, Sanji's Chronic Simprosis!" - Kou The Mad
ShirowShirow Down with the Privileged🪓 from Land of maple syrup Since: Nov, 2009
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#41: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:52:56 PM

Chamomile tea is your best friend, people.

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#43: Sep 7th 2012 at 3:35:42 PM

[up] I'm reading that in my children's literacy class now. It needs to be done. I hope you're comfortable with that.

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drakonsenshi Since: Jul, 2012
#44: Nov 3rd 2012 at 8:47:24 AM

Dude, try to do this for like a week and wait, there's more. With only sleeping 2 hours in that week! <- Record!

Edit: I wonder if it was 2 or 4 hours... Hmm... Also, you are allowed to sleep during the weekend ;)

edited 3rd Nov '12 8:48:53 AM by drakonsenshi

YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010
#45: Nov 3rd 2012 at 11:49:02 AM

What you need is a nice relaxing bedtime story- -shot-

But seriously, that thing kept me up all night a while ago. I need to stop reading that blog before bed. :P

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