Was Aliroz the Confused
No, then Douglas Adams comes back to life, Jasper Fforde becomes immortal, and Terry Pratchett's Alzheimer's is cured along with everybody else's Alzhiemer's.
And that is why 42 is the answer to the ultimate question.
edited 6th Oct '11 11:12:11 AM by ATC
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
I don't think those are mutually exclusive outcomes. After all, someone had to write the sealed book.
Was Aliroz the Confused
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Oooh, that's clever.
So, where are William Shakespeare, Ben Jonson, Christopher Marlowe, and Francis Bacon in all of this?
edited 6th Oct '11 11:16:55 AM by ATC
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
He cites them in the bibliography.
Occasionally Smart
I read that as:
"So, where are William Shakespeare, Ben Jonson, Christopher Marlowe, and Kevin Bacon in all of this?"
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
Are you serious? Everyone knows Kevin Bacon actually wrote Shakespeare's plays. And invented bacon.
I'm glasses.
And invented Kevin.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Was Aliroz the Confused
And baconed Inventing.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
Occasionally Smart
And killed Magneto's mother!
He can dance, too.
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
I'm glasses.
He can dance if he wants to. And he can leave his friends behind.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Was Aliroz the Confused
'Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
Occasionally Smart
And he can dress real neat from his hat to his feet and surprise them with a victory cry.
Also, if Bacon Bits are the 'fairy dust of the food community' (according to Jim Gaffigan), does that make Kevin Bacon like...the Fairy Godfather of food?
edited 20th Oct '11 7:40:04 PM by loganlocksley
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
Was Aliroz the Confused
No, that makes him The Godfather of food. Especially oranges.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
Welcome to hell
No, it causes a "dimensional blur" which allows beings from other dimensions to communicate with us through the Internet somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY3gAV--ES4
would be the result.
Douglas Adams didn't die. He ascended to a higher plane of existence and created the universe.
edited 28th Nov '11 10:05:31 AM by JackalopeChris
Is that cake frosting?
Douglas Adams didn't die. He traveled back in time to become Elvis.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Planescape Hijack
And then went back to his home planet.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Occasionally Smart
And then he returned as Kevin Bacon.
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
I did 42^42/0 on Calculator and I got "Cannot Divide by Zero".
Well yeah, your calculator refuses to divide by zero because it knows what will happen, unlike us fleshy mortals.
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
No, that's when you put 0 on top.
edited 30th Jan '12 10:45:05 AM by CDRW
Overlording the Underworld
Or, you know, if you do it and divide by zero. . . you might just get zero. :P
Uh, what?
edited 14th Jan '12 5:40:27 AM by dryunya
The Other Wiki could really use Laconic entries.
Disagree, but look it up
@2 ATC, wouldn't that just start the rapture?
EDIT: RARGH. Sink Hole
edited 12th Feb '12 3:00:40 PM by iphobos
Inanity in 140 characters or more
Then the Book of Revelation happens.