PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
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DUMB
Bundy Beats Date With Chair
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It could just be an editor, editors like to change titles on a whim.
Lover of masks.
I admit, I smirked.
Please.
Remarkably Unremarkable
Headless body in topless bar.
Rabbit Season
One-legged Man Competent To Stand Trial
You're an ad hominem attack!
I'm glasses.
I like the headlines that are funny by accident. [1]
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My journalism teacher once won an award by using the headline "For A Good Thyme, Call Herb."
Rabbit Season
Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half
You're an ad hominem attack!
Gristknife
Editors decide on headlines, sadly.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Remarkably Unremarkable
It's true. I've had a shitfuckton of my headlines altered.
Face Time
I heard of a headline in The Detroit Press that was supposed to say "UAW Talks Shift to Ford" but was mistyped as "UAW Talks Shit to Ford."
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
My personal favourite is "Korean Skywalkers Cross Han
Solo".
o-o
XD
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Rabbit Season
Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel
You're an ad hominem attack!
Gristknife
YES.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Secret Character
@OP ...
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Happy New Year!
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms .
One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.
Not exactly on-topic since I don't think this was intentional, but here's one from today's Chicago Daily Herald:
"A new law allows bikers to proceed through red lights when censors don't pick them up, but some call it vague."
This is actually just an eye-catcher for the article since the headline is below the front page's fold, but it's stupid nonetheless.
I'm sure you can figure out what it's supposed to say.
Alternate translation: "New law legalizes Getting Crap Past the Radar for bikers."
"Depp's Chocolate Factory Has Delicious Opening".
Um, I'm sure it does...
