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Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#126: Sep 22nd 2011 at 2:53:42 AM

But if you and your true (not opposite sex) copy share all identifying information, then you are both enrolled for the same school under one name.
Um, that would pose a further problem in my case — I am working on my thesis, and if my clone is also working on hers and has the exact same results then only one of us is going to be able to graduate.

I guess a fight to the death would be the only solution then tongue

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
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#127: Sep 22nd 2011 at 2:57:46 AM

Well, if you're talking about an opposite sex clone complete with pretty much the same experiences, then the one with their sex written in the school records wins.

If you're talking about a true "clone" complete (I think of this as an existential split rather than cloning) with the same experiences, then I guess the only solution is a fight to the death.

Unless one of you turns in the thesis and graduates, and you both share a diploma because you share the same name and identifying information.

edited 22nd Sep '11 2:59:29 AM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#128: Sep 22nd 2011 at 3:05:58 AM

Aaand there's no possibility of a collaborative two-person thesis?

Do theses work that way?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#129: Sep 22nd 2011 at 3:55:34 AM

I'd probably freak out. Other than that... I have no idea.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#130: Sep 22nd 2011 at 4:46:42 AM

Damn it Anne stop being so smart.

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#131: Sep 22nd 2011 at 4:52:10 AM

I would train her to be my spotter.....unless she also has the same skills.

LadyMomus Since: Apr, 2009
#132: Sep 22nd 2011 at 11:16:09 AM

I'd freak out, scream at the top of my lungs for help, and call the cops. Then again, this would be my response to waking up with a stranger in my bed, regardless of whether they were a clone.

If I accepted the situation, I'd try to pawn off my homework on him and get him to clean my room and do other chores. It's not like he has a job or anything to do during the day, so he should make himself useful.

Being me, he would argue. If he did agree to the chores, he'd only do them after procrastinating until the last minute.

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
Cookoo I need more bird puns. from A Cuckoo clock Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
I need more bird puns.
#134: Sep 22nd 2011 at 1:26:43 PM

I (we?) would probably panic for about a minute, then I would establish myself as the original as I am the same gender as before (which the other me would probably agree with. I'm sensible like that ^^). I would get the other me used to being a girl, then play video games with my clone for science. waii

edited 22nd Sep '11 1:27:58 PM by Cookoo

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Meophist from Toronto, Canada Since: May, 2010
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#136: Sep 23rd 2011 at 5:38:42 PM

That means she'd try to kill you.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Meophist from Toronto, Canada Since: May, 2010
#137: Sep 23rd 2011 at 5:42:35 PM

That means she'd try to kill you.
Not really. There'll be a big difference between me and her. I'm sure she'll be understanding.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#138: Sep 23rd 2011 at 5:46:00 PM

She has exactly the same memories and personality as you.

She's exactly as understanding as you are.

Likely less because she's got a bizarre new body to deal with.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Meophist from Toronto, Canada Since: May, 2010
#139: Sep 23rd 2011 at 5:49:23 PM

Right, she's the one with the female body.

I wanted that.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#140: Sep 23rd 2011 at 6:00:37 PM

And you don't think she'll want to keep it?

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AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#141: Sep 23rd 2011 at 6:03:35 PM

I would be jealous like fuck that he's the one with the right body and he'd gloat about it and (possibly literally) rub it in my face.

Usually here.
Meophist from Toronto, Canada Since: May, 2010
#142: Sep 23rd 2011 at 6:11:09 PM

And you don't think she'll want to keep it?
I said I'll try to kill her. I think I'll be quite incapable of actually doing so.

That said, I suffer from enough self-hate that I don't think she'll really mind.

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Ventisia Since: Dec, 2010
#143: Oct 4th 2011 at 10:17:44 AM

Realistic answers, please. No "I would bang him/her from morning to night".
This isn't a legit answer why? :<

ColonelMcBadass The Crazed Commando! from Abandoned Armory Since: Mar, 2012
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#144: Mar 25th 2012 at 12:13:04 PM

I know I'm late to the party, but I really want to put my two cents in. So here's the scoop: I'm not very attractive, but if I were, she'd be too, and I'd definitely sleep with her if she was cool with it. I mean, being a clone, she wouldn't technically be related to me anyway, and since we never lived together, she wouldn't be my sister in any sense of the word.

"The time has come! Enough of this panty waist politicking!"
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#145: Mar 25th 2012 at 12:26:06 PM

Clearly, the only logical solution is suicide.

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Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#146: Mar 26th 2012 at 11:35:55 AM

It probably wouldn't be a crazy screwfest, as would be most people's instinct. If she completely has my mind, then she's a solid lesbian. You bi's out there have it lucky in this situation.

Honestly, I'd really like to talk with someone who knows everything I do.

This, of course, is assuming I know she's my opposite sex clone, and not some crazy girl in my bed who looks kind of like me.

...

Okay, maybe there would be some screwing. I'll admit it, I'd be a pretty hot girl.

edited 26th Mar '12 11:36:22 AM by Redblackdragon

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Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
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#147: Mar 26th 2012 at 11:36:43 AM

Umm...When did you get here?

Oh well, this'll be a story.

edited 26th Mar '12 11:37:13 AM by Steventheman

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RainbowMatt Prettiest Pony :3 from the cave of unspeakable naughtiness Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#148: Mar 26th 2012 at 11:41:44 AM

Opposite sex clone? Hells yeah :P

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Nizbel Since: Apr, 2012
#149: Mar 29th 2012 at 6:21:41 AM

I guess cocaine really is one hell of a drug.

TenTailsBeast The Ultimate Lifeform from The Culture Since: Feb, 2012
#150: Mar 29th 2012 at 6:45:13 AM

I think my answer is kill my male self, or suicide. Since the female me has my personality and all my memories up to that point, it's just as valid to consider it really me, particularly if we physically split. So I should remove the defective copy of myself.

I vowed, and so did you: Beyond this wall- we would make it through.

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