-sigh- Hasn't been well with me. Turned down from every job, all the friends desert me and then those bastards got cackling away. I miss uncle Dan, I really do.
And I inherited all his debts? Just hell, how's that come to be?!
Where's my rifle?! -looks around the apartment, to find it been broken into and everything's gone- -sigh-
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You think that's bad? He stole my girfriend and forcefully married her. Now all I have is this donut with googly eyes.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Hey, guys... don't look outside.
I mean, we've got a bunch of armed hooligans attacking this building, but y'know whatevs.
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Gee, what else is new?
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
The Peoples Democratic Free Republic of Peacemore has recently been ranked by many to be the most powerful nation on the planer. It is currently conquering several nations while many vanish in it including Hekmor... -gets shot-
Peacmore has always been ally to Hekmor. Peacmore has always been in war with Grivaria.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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Oh. Hold on Ailedhoo, I'll get the first-aid kit.
(gets saw)
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Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.Fear not... one minute...
-signals the beacon to inform the Peacemore's Department of Happyness to come over and take all around to be... questioned-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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Oh. So you're betraying us. Man, I wish something new happened once in a while.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.The... officals of the Department of Happyness are arriving! To Room 101 they may take you all!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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... We were gonna saw you! You were lucky, man!
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.Soon... you will love our Dearest Leader! We... make you love via the messy way!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Messy way? What the-
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No! (throws saw at Ailehoo and cuts his arm off, revealing he's a robot) Oh. A sentry. Really.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.The officals have arrived! Take them to the main building of the Department of Happyness!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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(Takes Ailedhoo's arm and jams it into his control panel)
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.Our... dearest...
-the jamming causes a signal to cause a nuclear strike-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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Oh, well. There's been so many nuclear strikes in our district, we're all immune to them.
(sees soldiers' dead bodies)
Hmm...
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.-the officals land via helicopter. They are ready to arrest the locals and send them to the Department of Happyness.-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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Quick! Shoot them down! They can't even spell "happiness" right!
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
The filidh that cam frae Skye
My city was targeted for City Demolition Tuesday, and they lost the nukes so they had to destroy it with heavy artillery and poison gas.
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
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SHUT UP AND SHOOT
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.-Ailedhoo raises as a clown and begins to dance around-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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CRAP! SHOOT THE JUGGALO!
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
It appears Mr. Totalitarian has made plans for a new Pollution Factory in the financial district. Welp, there goes my pension...
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