ITT: Zombie Invasion

-Shakily grabs cigarette, lights it and inhales deeply-

-Coughs loudly-

-Ailedhoo begins the radio broadcast for the city-

GREETINGS! I am Ailedhoo, once mortal now Übermensch! The mutant zombies out there may call themselves overmen but I am the only ubermensch around here! I have set the foundations of a army and seek those... of life and undeath... to join me so we can replace human civilization with uptopia! Those who fail to comply to my will... will summit to death! Understand?! I set out my marines from the barracks that I have infected! Bow to me... and you will get to see the sunrise of our future!

-pats Prom's shoulder-

It's okay. We're going to kill every last one of the bastards, and find your wife.

All that training could never have helped me in dealing with my men dying like that. Nothing could.

-Clenches fist- When I find that fucker Ailedhoo, I'm gonna put a bullet right between his eyes.

And so will I.

-Ailedhoo goes to the officer's room, replacing his longcoat clothing with a officer uniform with a new military longcoat and a banana to cover his face. Then he goes to the undead marines-

Wish us to do?

Go and elimate those who do not bow to the will of uptopia. Spare some to be the living seeds that will create the tree I will plant! Infect those who resists! Those infected that resist: burn! Understand?

Naturally!

Then the foundation of our future has been deployed!

We need weapons, preferably heavier-caliber ones.

-Ailedhoo ensures the marines have radio on them before leaving. He then gives them a target: the safehouse in the middle of the city.-

The party I was forced to leave... I grant mercy to thee!

edited 18th Sep '11 1:35:47 PM by Ailedhoo

And weapons you shall get.

-opens door-

-walks into room-

Take your pick!

-Sees a modded M-16- Why hello there darling... What have you got?

-grabs it and 5 mags-

-Sees a SPAS-12 shotgun- -smiles and takes it along with a shell pouch and about 40 shells-

And, a sidearm...

-Sees a Glock 18 with extended magazines- My, my... -grabs it and 5 mags-

Well I can safely say that I'll be a mean zombie-killing machine.

edited 18th Sep '11 1:42:02 PM by Prometheus136

I guess the undead marines of mine should be nearing the location of my former comrades... and make them amongs my army! Still...

-speaks to the marines via radio-

..and remember: if you see a child guard it with your life or unlife! They will be easy to alter to the will of uptopia and only evil would harm them! I also want you to locate and destroy the leaders of the "overmen" of the red voiced that be around: understand?

edited 18th Sep '11 1:44:22 PM by Ailedhoo

Yep. I've had a lot of time to... Collect stuff.

Off to bed. Night.

edited 18th Sep '11 1:45:36 PM by ToolsOfDestruction

I guess a zombie apocalypse is good for something.

AILEDHOO! yelled the marines via radio to their leader we near your "comrades" base but facing resitance from the mindless infected and those you oppose!

Then destroy them all! And marine... I give you title of commanding the strike force! I need to rest and think of further plans....

I am off to bed

(Hears Ailedhoo while planning with Milos)

Well... I can't help but notice Ailedhoo turns evil every game thread he goes on. It's like it's drawn to him or something.

edited 18th Sep '11 3:36:12 PM by blackadder98

<is standing right next to Black>

Nah, the dude's always like that.

.... You do know I'm a zombie, right? I don't wanna be evil, but still.

Awwwhhhhh crap.

It appears every thread I'm in, I always wind up nearly facing death. Who the fuck writes me, anyway?

<runs to bike and starts pedalling fast>

-A young teenage kid with a death wish is in the barracks, looking at his wallet-

There all dead man...

I, Ailedhoo, need to set out some patrols around the barracks. Then... investigate for anything in the barracks that can help me make some kind of super zombie!

-hears announcement on radio- oh hell no...

-walks into different house- hello, is anyone in here? this is a survivor, I'm here to get you to my safehouse...

Hmm... maybe I should read these secret documents. The planing of the city along with any secret labs that may be behind this occurence may be found out via it.

-starts to cry and panic-

Lets see -starts to read a document labelled "private military planing around the city of [insert city name here]"- Hmm... there seems to be a massive underground lab complex at the other side of town with links via tunnels into the city. Near the barracks there is also some short of storage bunker that has its own airway and chemicals sent to it... with a "lockdowned" tunnel to the city. Maybe I should send some forces to investiage... with the aid of a zombie driven tank...

-still crying-