Excrement Occurs- A Game of Horribly Foul Language

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There is an old Internet joke about taking the phrase 'shit happens' and applying it to various philosophies. I thought it might be fun to see what we, as a community, could do about taking this joke even further than we probably should. I spent far too much time making these up on my Facebook profile, and figured I might as well spread the madness.

Basically, take a philosophy, faith, ideology, or fandom (or whatever, really) and find its spin on the phrase 'shit happens'. It's as simple as that.

This is supposed to be fun, not serious. I would appreciate the more mean-spirited jabs be left out of the thread, if possible. This is not a thread for flame wars or debates. It's about making mildly tasteless jokes of a (mostly) Affectionate Parody nature. If you do make fun of an ideology that you dislike, try to make you jokes equally cruel to ones that you would make about your own beliefs. This will keep things from getting too inflammatory. Obviously, there are exceptions for Acceptable Targets like Those Wackynazis.

Have fun!

My stuff so far:

Triumphalism: Shit always gets better

Apocalypticism: Shit's about to happen, and we're fucked

Raelism: Aliens made shit happen

Surrealism: Flying purple llama chickens on cocaine cause shit to happen

Libertarianism: The government makes shit happen, and that's terrible

Fanboyism: This shit has sucked since the second movie

Fangirlism: When shit happens to two guys, it's hot

Futurism: Shit's gonna kick ass in the future

Trek Fandom: Shit- the final frontier

Jedi: Shit leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering

Sith: Peace is a lie, there is only shit. Through shit, I gain strength

Asatru: If we cause shit to happen, we go to Valhalla

Whovians: Time And Relative Dimensions In Shit

Anarchism: Fuck this shit

Monarchism: There is a Divine Right of Shit Happening

Legalism: I will make shit happen to you

Nationalism: Our shit doesn't stink

American Exceptionalism: American shit is perfect

Hispterism: 'Shit' is too mainstream, I prefer 'fecal matter'

Steampunk: I say, old bean! Shit appears to be occurring!

Harry Potter Fandom: The shit is a Horcrux

Difference Feminism: Men are responsible for all the bad shit

Liberal Feminism: Women are just as good at shitting as men

RPG: Roll a 20 to prevent shit from happening

Stalinism: In five years, we will be self-sufficient in shit

Naziism: Only Aryans shit properly

Historical Revisionism: Shit actually happened in a way that supports my personal ideology

Optimism: This shit is awesome!

Pessimism: This shit sucks!

Lovecraft: Humanity cannot grasp the true, horrible, squamous form of shit. Also, racism

Skepticism: Shit never happened unless you can prove it

Creationism: God made shit happen

Intelligent Design: God made shit happen, and this is totally scientific 'cause I said so

Wikipedia: Shit happens [citation needed]

English Major: The shit represents sex, or race, or something

Biology Major: Actually, shit is the waste product from an animal's digestive tract

History Major: How does this shit affect the modern world?

Math Major: Assuming 's' represents 'shit', do Problems 3-71 odd on page 54 of your textbook

Philosophy: What exactly is this shit, anyway?

Magic Realism: There's, like, angels and shit

New Age Mysticism: I've assembled a large cosmology based on shit I've misinterpreted from about a dozen religions

Bowdlerization: Poo poo happens

Calvinism: Shit's going to happen to you

Snobbery: This shit lacks artistic merit

Pastafarianism: If we had more pirates, shit wouldn't keep happening

Autism: Shit is kind of like a train. Here, let me discuss this subject for an hour.

ADHD: Shit hap- Oh! Shiny!

Disco: There hasn't been any good shit since the '70s

Denial: There is no fucking shit!

Tropers: Look up Shit Happens and be lost for hours

PTSD: Shit! Duck!

edited 8th Sep '11 1:36:14 PM by Madrugada

Hipsters: Shit happened before it was cool.